Humphrey Hoblinski liked the broads from the Eastside.
Didn't care if they were small of mind or morals
Just as long as they were large of breasts and appetite.
Humphrey had his way of winking eyes
And swaying his hips
And digging words from his lips
That could move a dame to smile or blush.
Humphrey had that sexy grin
That could move dames out or move them in
And when he clapped his hands
Or stomped his feet in deep-crazed anger
Worlds collapsed and girls kept running.