Why are you in the front seat
of my vehicle driving it?
Why am I sitting in the backseat
when I should be riding co-pilot?
Why are you looking at
that open field with such a grin?
Why don't you take your foot
off of the gas pedal before something happens?
Uh,oh! How did you not just see
that pond up ahead, we're in?
How can you tell what to do
like I'm responsible for the flooded car?
How dare you make me walk to
find help for your wrong doing?
But why did I lend you
the keys anyway?