What is wrong, when you find that your daughter,
Slipped your son a ruthie,
And is having sex with him, using a strap on,
While your wife is watching,
With so many fingers inside herself,
It looks like her hand is half gone?
Who is to blame, when you come home
To find your daughter Is getting gangbanged,
While screaming, "I want to be spanked."?
And what do you say,
when you find out your son is gay,
Because he has been rolling in the hay,
Every other camp day sunday,
Ever since he was three,
With an uncle who likes to teach,
How to deep throat using less teeth?
Where do you find help,
When your son hangs himself,
With your favorite belt,
After dying his hair blond,
And�sqatting on a jelly dong,
All because you called him gay,
Because his hair is long?
Don't blame me,
What did you do wrong?