I have a foot that aches me so

It has an ache that will not go

A pain I feel beneath my chin

It hurts me so I cannot grin

My finger now it has a twitch

Just a mo' I have an itch

My eye now aches and nose does run

I have a lump upon my tongue.

My doctor listens not to me

Even though I pay his fee

He says I suffer a dread disease

But even this gives no ease

I think my doctor needs the sack

He says I'm a Hypo-chond-ri-ac