But Are They Real?
SOME FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food
SOME FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
SOME FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you
SOME FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days, and then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
SOME FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes
SOME FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you
SOME FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I'M HOME!”
SOME FRIENDS: will tell off the person who told you off
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock the person out who told you off
SOME FRIENDS: Are for a while
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
ME: If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.