I forget the lines
so I improvise.
The audience seems to like it.
That makes me happy.
I think my agent hates me.
I'm a little drunk from the shots I did backstage.
I don't even drink.
"How did I get
here?" I ask.
"The cab" I hear someone respond.
What I meant is how did I get here. I hate acting.
But my fans, I think they really like me.