So some of us walked as others of us ran
through the thick jungle and across this wild land
Facing our troubles head on with no one to trust
looking to escape them as they looked straight back at us.
You've been lying said the lion on the trail
and they ran from the lion though as slow as a snail
Why did you bite her said the tiger in a tree
did you think that you could get away from me.
And you haven't cared said the bear so tall
and they ran away fast while feeling so small
At last down to me and though as I tried
I couldn't get away, oh me, oh my.
Whoever you are, you are lucky I think
if this bottle gets to you, if this bottle doesn't sink
And why did you start that fire said the vampire in the dark
as he clamped down upon them with teeth razor sharp.
You shot that poor horse on the hoof said the Werewolf mean
and they ran so fast it was something to be seen
That crazy man must be the devil, if not he should have been
for here now on this island I sure could use a friend.
They're all chasing after us, this is no senior trip
because you can't hide from trouble, don't think we'll make it
Who's that, oh no, it can't be, mom and dad on my tail with a switch
I'm sweating, it's hot and so bad that my nerves are in a twitch.
I dived head first to swim in the river of Doubt
Going to have to cool off before I could ever get out
I just knew that it was my sister that went and told
about that candy bar that I went and stole.