|Favorite book:||This is illegal! I demand a plural!|
|Member Since:||Dec 8, 2012|
Briar ♔ Rhodes
Hey everyone! I'm 'prodigywithswag' (as to where i got that user, don't ask, i think i was possessed at the time) You can also call me Briar Rhodes. my real name is irrelevant. i'm 300000000 billion triple-million years old, and my real age is also irrelevant. (Keeping safe from the loveable crazy ninja mom that I have. LOL one slip of legit info 'bout me and my head will rolllll *insert man tears here*)
OK, now that I think about it, I'm sort of lazy to complete this profile. So, Imma screw this profile for now. But don't worry mortals, I shall provide you all with a bit of a bio of me before I call it quits:
Briar Rhodes is merely a pseudonym for an amazingly great and godly being, therefore, searching his name on Google will produce fruitless results. This is due to a fact that a mere virtual search engine can not possibly hold the definitional capacity for such an amazingly amazing being. But getting back to the bio: Briar loves reading and writing in his spare time, climbing trees by his lonesome so that his possible fails aren't witnessed, and joking around with various friends and family. You may find the great and godly Briar somewhere in the United Kingdom, London.
Yeahhh... this is where all of you fall madly in love with me by the way. *Wink wink* Naw, just joking. Thanks for comin', dudesters and dudettes, I'm signing off.