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|Member Since:||Dec 8, 2012|
Briar ♔ Rhodes
Sooo, Happy 2013 folks! :D May your days be blessed with happiness, smiles, laughter, joy, and GLITTER! Hell no, I will never forget the glitter! Muwahaha!
(And with that, your 2013 has now been cursed. *Insert evil laugh here* Naw, just joking :P)
OK, now that I think about it, I'm sort of lazy to complete this profile. So, Imma screw this profile for now. But don't worry mortals, I shall provide you all with a bit of a bio of me before I call it quits:
Briar Rhodes is merely a pseudonym for an amazingly great and godly being, therefore, searching his name on Google will produce fruitless results. This is due to a fact that a mere virtual search engine can not possibly hold the definitional capacity for such an amazingly amazing being. But getting back to the bio: Briar loves reading and writing in his spare time, climbing trees by his lonesome so that his possible fails aren't witnessed, and joking around with various friends and family. You may find the great and godly Briar somewhere in the United Kingdom, London.
Yeahhh... this is where all of you full madly in love with me by the way. *Wink wink* Naw, just joking. Thanks for comin', dudesters and dudettes, I'm signing off.