1.) Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
~ Because they were all married men! None were single!~
2.) There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
~The wizard brought the rosebush to her home at night and returned her to the garden in the morning. Therefore, she was the only plant without dew. ~
3.) A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
~The parrot was deaf!~
4.) The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind. What is it?
5.) What cannot be seen but only heard, and will not speak until spoken to?
~Will post answers whenever I feel like it! XD Hope someone gets the answers to them first! Good luck all!~