In a Full House, Eight is Enough, so the Real World could only be in Brooklyn.
But Leave it to Beaver to show Dennis the Menace, Howie Do It.
If I was in a Prison Break, I would swim across Dawson's Creek like Micheal Phelps.
I Love Money 2, but if I had a Real Chance of Love would I buy The Rock of Love Tour Bus, so I could find my Bachelorette?
Or would I bring New york to Hollywood, so in Rush Hour, I could start my Amazing Race.
I want to go to the Sober House after Dancing With The Stars.
I am so tired of the Gossip Girls that think they belong in the O.C. but can only afford Gilligan's Island.
What if the Family Guy went to the Hills, would he be in Harm's Way?
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia so The Office must feel like Hell's Kitchen.
If Ugly Betty Vanished from The View, I would use Scare Tactics to Trick my Trucker into being The Fall Guy
for America's Most Wanted, because As The World Turns Daddy's Little Girls should have gave me a Burn Notice.
So In Plain Sight, to be King of The Hill in this Fearless Planet, don't play with Cops or you can grow up to be The Biggest Loser.