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King Salazar and his Fool talk

Short story By: klickbang
Riddles


Tags: Humour, Wisdom, Life


True Lord, you throw your pearls to the swine that I am; yet me thinks those pearls of wisdom you shine are naught but clam’s filth shaped by the pressures of time. Perhaps the idiot shits the seed of wisdom at dawn that the sage drinks by dusk.


Submitted:Feb 21, 2011    Reads: 44    Comments: 1    Likes: 19   


King Salazar (talking about Christ turning water into wine though he is the son of God)
Fool look you to Christ. Oh he is ever the sage; just as soft and fragile as all of us. Who could ever doubt him to be the messiah? What thoughts inhabited his mind to shape acts of miracles, of water turning into wine?
…and his fool
"I believe he thought of women fine and water willed to wine of the most carmine claret made from the finest grapes crushed by 30 strong buxom virgins. Buttocks first say I, for the tightest and sweetest of squeezes. For what is sweeter than to watch the ruby trickle down to the cheeks of a virgin spine?"
King Salazar
Really now, more talk of sex and debauchery? It takes a fool to pervert pure wonder to base pleasures.
…and his fool
I prefers to think it takes a fool to see the simple truths of pain and pleasure.
King Salazar
Oh ho! Don't think yourself so wise idiot! You spend enough time acting on the flesh and none pondering the wisdom I give thee.
…and his fool
True Lord, you throw your pearls to the swine that I am; yet me thinks those pearls of wisdom you shine are naught but clam's filth shaped by the pressures of time. Perhaps the idiot shits the seed of wisdom at dawn that the sage drinks by dusk.
King Salazar
So... Wisdom is the harvest of watching fools blunder through life… therefore wisdom is a warning and so should be taken with more importance.
...and his fool
And now my King reveals himself to be the fool. For who is to say that the harvest of autumn is more important than the seeding of spring? In the cycle of life, each is meaningless without the other... Now to my first question: what is sweeter than to watch the ruby trickle down the cheeks of a virgin spine?
King Salazar
I give up. What?
..and his fool
A lick.
King Salazar
A lick?
..and his fool
Chew on that, my Lord.




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