Get your own Booksie page | Edit

Booksie Home

Home | Publish | Read | Writers | Top 20

RJohnson



Booksie Address: http://www.booksie.com/RJohnson
Country: United States
Member Since: Aug 11, 2007

Featured Writing

This user has no featured writing.

Writing Portfolio

RJohnson

Hillary wants Obama to win

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 3, 2008
...

RJohnson

This damn war

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Sep 2, 2008
...

RJohnson

Obama is the man

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 31, 2008
...

RJohnson

Little red riding hood

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 30, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Wal-mart's blunder

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 9, 2008
...

RJohnson

I'm not a God

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Aug 5, 2008
...

RJohnson

Corporal Capeman

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 30, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Jesus came to my house

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 27, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Estelle Getty

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 25, 2008
DEDICATED TO ESTELLE GETTY WHO DIED JU:Y 22, 2008.

RJohnson

Life without my son

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 20, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Eddie Murphy messed me up

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 20, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

God is the best!

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 19, 2008
...

RJohnson

These damn laxatives

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 16, 2008
...

RJohnson

Elevator shaft

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 15, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Cuckoo for cocoa puffs

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 13, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Lindsay Lohan sucks!

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 10, 2008
...

RJohnson

I gave you a twenty

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 8, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Shave your damn legs!

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 7, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Ida

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jul 6, 2008
DEDICATED TO IDA GREENE WHO DIED JULY 5, 2008.

RJohnson

Carrie Fisher

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 30, 2008
...

RJohnson

Silver lining

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 28, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

I had to pay with my life

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 28, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Bob Hope

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 24, 2008
DEDICATED TO BOB HOPE WHO DIED JULY 27, 2003.

RJohnson

Hepatitis

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 20, 2008
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

RJohnson

Penny and Brain

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 18, 2008
...

RJohnson

Batgirl raped me

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 17, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Frozen tongue

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 13, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Gore was cheated

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 12, 2008
I learned about this travesty of justice when I saw the...

RJohnson

Drink and drive

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 10, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT SADLY FOR SOME PEOPLE IT'S...

RJohnson

It's not Karma, it's God

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 7, 2008
...

RJohnson

Obama did it!

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jun 6, 2008
...

RJohnson

Goodbye Michael Wisher

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 31, 2008
Dedicated to Michael Wisher who died in 1995.

RJohnson

Korman

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 30, 2008
Dedicated to Harvey Korman who died May 29, 2008.

RJohnson

He looka like a man

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 29, 2008
THIS POEM IS BASED ON THE MAD TV CHARACTER.

RJohnson

God has been good to me

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 28, 2008
...

RJohnson

Stratford Johns

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 27, 2008
DEDICATED TO STRATFORD JOHNS WHO DIED JANUARY 29, 2002.

RJohnson

Miserable little brat

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 25, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

That damn Trix Rabbit

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 22, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Hey, that's my pickle!

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 21, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

A1 yeah, it's that important

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 16, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Kentucky's voting day

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 15, 2008
...

RJohnson

Begala's insult

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 14, 2008
...

RJohnson

The Lone Ranger

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 12, 2008
DEDICATED TO CLAYTON MOORE WHO DIED DECEMBER 28, 1999.

RJohnson

Handicapped

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 9, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Sick twisted revenge

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 8, 2008
...

RJohnson

Hanna-Barbera

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 7, 2008
DEDICATED TO WILLIAM HANNA AND JOSEPH BARBERA.

RJohnson

I shot Yogi Bear

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 6, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Gas prices

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 5, 2008
...

RJohnson

You're on the run

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: May 4, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

You took a dump in my pool

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 30, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

April 29, 1988

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 29, 2008
...

RJohnson

On the run

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 27, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

RJohnson

Returning food

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 26, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Holy crap

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 25, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Blunderdog

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 24, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Faith and prayers

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 23, 2008
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

RJohnson

Bush

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 22, 2008
...

RJohnson

Your grave was slowly being dug

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 21, 2008
DEDICATED TO HEATH LEDGER WHO DIED JANUARY 22, 2008.

RJohnson

Ex-best friends

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 20, 2008
...

RJohnson

Womanizer

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 19, 2008
...

RJohnson

My wife is an alien

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 18, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Sculpture of Jesus

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 17, 2008
...

RJohnson

Polly wants your mama's sweet ass

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 16, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Put on a damn blouse!

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 14, 2008
...

RJohnson

Burned alive

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 12, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Tossed my cookies

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 12, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

That poor cat

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 11, 2008
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

RJohnson

What I did was evil

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 10, 2008
I GOT THE IDEA FOR THIS FICTIONAL POEM FROM A MOVIE.

RJohnson

Stop laughing at me

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 9, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

When the sun rises

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 8, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

There's nothing left of him

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 7, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Brother

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 6, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

This isn't a library

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 5, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Taxi driver

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 3, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Pennsylvania's voting day

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Apr 3, 2008
...

RJohnson

Henson Histeria

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 29, 2008
Dedicated to Jim Henson who died May 16, 1990.

RJohnson

I'm going to tell my daddy on you

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 28, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Neglectful father

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 27, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

If you want to succeed

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 27, 2008
...

RJohnson

You are my flesh and blood

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 26, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

I believe in you

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 25, 2008
...

RJohnson

A load of bull

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 24, 2008
...

RJohnson

I'm going to straighten up

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 22, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

You only live once

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 22, 2008
...

RJohnson

This damn television

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 20, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Pepe Le Pew raped my cat

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 19, 2008
THIS FICTIONAL POEM IS BASED ON THE CARTOON CHARACTER.

RJohnson

The cable is out again

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 19, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

To suffer and bleed in Iraq

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 18, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT OUR TROOPS...

RJohnson

Saint Patrick's Day

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 17, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Ricky Ricardo kicked my ass

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 16, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Records are making a comeback

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 15, 2008
...

RJohnson

Sucking that cow's teats

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 14, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Frog

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 12, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEN

RJohnson

The kitchen sink

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 11, 2008
ONLY THE FIRST LINE OF THIS POEM IS TRUE.

RJohnson

Mississippi's Voting Day

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 10, 2008
...

RJohnson

Fragile

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 10, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Batman

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 9, 2008
...

RJohnson

44 magnum

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 8, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Buster was the best

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 4, 2008
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

RJohnson

A cop's revenge

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 1, 2008
THIS IS A FITIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Childbirth

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Mar 1, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Maximum security prison

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 29, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT LIFE IN PRISON REALLY IS...

RJohnson

That damn mohel!

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 27, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

I don't need a babysitter!

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 26, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Barack

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 25, 2008
...

RJohnson

Hillary attacks

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 23, 2008
...

RJohnson

Candy bar

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 21, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

That damn clown!

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 20, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

You gave a little boy a joint

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 19, 2008
...

RJohnson

Our son

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 18, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Obama can do it!

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 16, 2008
...

RJohnson

Seventy-eights

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 15, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Valentine

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 14, 2008
...

RJohnson

Scheider

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 13, 2008
DEDICATED TO ROY SCHEIDER WHO DIED FEBRUARY 10, 2008.

RJohnson

Black customers

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 12, 2008
...

RJohnson

Burger

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 11, 2008
...

RJohnson

Morse

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 10, 2008
DEDICATED TO BARRY MORSE WHO DIED FEBRUARY 2, 2008.

RJohnson

I'm being murdered

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 8, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

The day the little boy drowned

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 6, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

I like black people

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 5, 2008
...

RJohnson

The little boy's cat

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 4, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Black rights

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 4, 2008
...

RJohnson

Clown shoes

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 3, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Obama 'Revised edition'

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 2, 2008
...

The virgin

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Feb 1, 2008
...

RJohnson

He shot his daughter

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 29, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Butterfly

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 28, 2008
...

Sixty

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 27, 2008
...

RJohnson

Dear John

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 25, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Monster

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 25, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Cheap!

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 24, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Seed

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 23, 2008
...

RJohnson

Burned to the ground

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 22, 2008
...

RJohnson

Cain and Abel

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 21, 2008
...

RJohnson

Buttermilk

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 20, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Vegetarian

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 19, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

220 volt shock

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 18, 2008
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

RJohnson

Obama

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 16, 2008
...

RJohnson

Symbol of love

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 16, 2008
...

RJohnson

Ex-producer

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 15, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Bluto VS. Popeye

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 13, 2008
...

RJohnson

Trilafon

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 11, 2008
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

RJohnson

Electric Chair

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 10, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

She's in labor

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 10, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Villechaize

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 8, 2008
DEDICATED TO HERV'E VILLECHAIZE WHO DIED SEPTEMBER 4, 1993.

RJohnson

Dialysis

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 8, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

My life is flashing before my eyes

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 7, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

You might as well have cut her heart out

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 6, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Malcolm in the Middle

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 5, 2008
BASED ON THE TV SHOW.

RJohnson

DOOM

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 4, 2008
BASED ON THE POPULAR VIDEO GAAME.

RJohnson

Jimmy Neutron Bugged

A Short Story by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 3, 2008
...

RJohnson

The Loch Ness monster raped me

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 2, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Vengeful spirit

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Jan 1, 2008
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

2007 comes to an end

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 31, 2007
...

RJohnson

Late again

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 30, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Hot dogs with chili

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 29, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

How was God created?

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 28, 2007
...

RJohnson

The temptations of Christ

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 27, 2007
...

RJohnson

Christmas came from Jesus

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 25, 2007
...

RJohnson

I saved Christmas

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 24, 2007
...

RJohnson

The apple of God's eye

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 23, 2007
...

RJohnson

Third degree burns

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 22, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

God's masterpieces

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 21, 2007
...

RJohnson

Nintendo's rainchecks

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 20, 2007
...

RJohnson

I wish I was a bird

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 19, 2007
...

RJohnson

Donkey Kong Junior

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 18, 2007
THIS POEM IS BASED ON THE ARCADE GAME THAT WAS MADE IN 1982.

RJohnson

Pancakes

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 17, 2007
THIS POEM IS BASED ON THE ARCADE GAME THAT WAS MADE IN 1982.

RJohnson

Everybody deserves a second chance

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 16, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT PEOPLE REALLY DO DESERVE A...

RJohnson

Alvin and the Chipmunks

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 15, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

If Jesus was here

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 14, 2007
...

RJohnson

Farley Forever

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 13, 2007
DEDICATED TO CHRIS FARLEY WHO DIED DECEMBER 18, 1997.

RJohnson

If Eve hadn't ate that apple

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 12, 2007
...

RJohnson

Faith in the Lord

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 11, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT GOD REALLY DOES HEAL PEOPLE.

RJohnson

Charlie

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 10, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Samson and Delilah

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 9, 2007
...

RJohnson

Thank you, God

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 8, 2007
...

RJohnson

Life isn't always fair

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 5, 2007
...

RJohnson

Road Rash

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 4, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

That damn beard!

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 4, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Turned away

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 3, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT WE REALLY SHOULD HELP PEOPLE...

RJohnson

The hitchhiker

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 2, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT IT REALLY IS DANGEROUS TO...

RJohnson

Where's the damn mayo?!

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Dec 1, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

The stray

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 30, 2007
...

RJohnson

Guitar Hero III:Legends of Rock

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 29, 2007
...

RJohnson

100 dogs

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 28, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

God will take care of you

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 27, 2007
...

RJohnson

Illegal alien

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 26, 2007
...

RJohnson

Color blind

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 23, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

R U thankful?

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 22, 2007
...

RJohnson

Nintendo Wii Part 2

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 21, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Nintendo Wii

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 21, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Drag racing

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 20, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Money can't buy happiness

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 19, 2007
...

RJohnson

The well is dry

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 17, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

My dentist's revenge

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 16, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Socks

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 15, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Suspended animation

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 14, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Jesus

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 13, 2007
...

RJohnson

I blew his brains out

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 12, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM. PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER TAKE THE...

RJohnson

That's gotta hurt!

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 11, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Bubble

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 10, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

It's too late

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 9, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Life is short

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 7, 2007
...

RJohnson

40 days and 40 nights

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 6, 2007
...

RJohnson

I kissed another girl

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 5, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

You weren't delivered by a stork!

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 4, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

George

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 3, 2007
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

RJohnson

I lost a thousand bucks

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 3, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Robert Goulet

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 2, 2007
DEDICATED TO ROBERT GOULET WHO DIED OCTOBER 30, 2007.

RJohnson

Father-in-law

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Nov 1, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Halloween

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 31, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Serving beer to minors

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 30, 2007
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

RJohnson

Rocky VII

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 29, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

My heart is as black as coal

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 27, 2007
...

RJohnson

Ice Cube

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 26, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Buckingham palace

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 25, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Shotgun wedding

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 24, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Full house

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 23, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

I kicked George Costanza's ass

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 22, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Deer hunting

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 21, 2007
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

RJohnson

Perseverance

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 19, 2007
...

RJohnson

Strawberries

A Poem by RJohnson
Posted: Oct 18, 2007
I got the idea for this fictional poem from a cartoon in...