Chapter 5

Day at the Mall

Ted and Lisa headed to the mall. LIsa being the beuaty queen she is had to stop at every store while they were their. FInaly Ted got frustrated and said "Lets have lunch." Lisa replied "It is 11:45, one more shop."  Ted was now really pissed off and said, "It will take 15 min to get food lets just go." Lisa reluctantly agreed. Well they had a nice sit down lunch. They had burger king. LIsa took about an hour to order because she couldn't decide what she wanted. OVer and over she siad "I'll have a number 2 with a... no no no thats to fatty. What about small salad, no wait i want to treat myself. What do u think Ted." Ted mummbled under his breath " Get a kids meal it not to big u annerexic whore." After they sat down Ted saw Vince. So did Lisa she got rly worried. Ted pretended not to notice and then said " I'll be right back i need to go to the bathroom" Te went to the bathroom went into a stall and checked to make sure no one was there. He the called them. He yeelled in anger, "YOU IDIOTS, HE IS STILL ALIVE WHOEVER WAS ON THAT MISSION YOUR FUNERAL IS TONIGHT!" Before they had the chance to respond he hung up.