Chapter 7

Vince is at his mother's house after he came home fron the mall. Vince walks in and says "hey mom i saw Lisa at the mall today."  His mom who is about 79 answers " When are u goin to have sex with her. It is the longest u ever been with a girl and u are a 30 year old virign for Christ's sake. Go get laid all ready." Vince yells at his mother telling her he dosen't want to rush and she can wait.  Well Vinces mother says that they need milk and he should go to the store. Vinces unkown last words to his mother was "Why the hell do i have to go why can't u send your butler." These were vince's last words to his mother because Vince did not know the grave diggers were on the move. They had already planted time bombs on the walls of the house. Vinces mother was in the kitchen the only thing seperating her from the time bomb was a wall. As vince walked out the door the bombs ticked 5, 4, 3, 2, by this time vince was at his car 1 and BOOOOM. All the bombs exploding and one almost write in his mothers face. The house almost imeeediaatley collapsed leaving Vinces mother dead in the ruble.Vince couldn't beleive this his mother was dead. At this point the Grave diggers think Vince was dead untill they see the news and when ted sees it he becomes angry and tries to think of a punishmnet for the failures.