Send Back Delivery

Chapter 1.

There is reason. Reasons we all face sooner or later.

So tell me one thing, each passing day is an endless one?So tell me another thing, each passing day we are going to spend it trying to figure our what? Figure out why the old lady across the street doesn't wear bras, why the man that live next to her likes looking at young girls, why we all arejust scum at the bottom of our own feet? Yes, let's figure it out! We are nothing, nobodies, not a thing in our town, but a bunch of rotten kids. We spend our time learning new things each day without mind eating books. We spend our times understanding people and understanding the difference between life and hell, not much difference I'll say. We really aren't anything special, but I must say, without us, your life would be a hell and with us, oh it will be much worst, but who can deny the fun we bring?

In this town, the guys look and smell like shit and the girls wear nothing, but bras and shorts that ride up on them. This place is nothing special, just the scum at the bottom of your shoes when you step into something nasty on your way there. They call us The Murderers,The Devils, The Apocolyspe Walking, The Shoestring Ringers, but we like to call ourselves The Scums. We have nothing else to do so we might as well hold on that title while it lasts. So who the hell are we?I don't know, Ithink we're people, but I can quite tell, you tell me.

There really isn't a lot of us here.Well, I mean you can count all of us twice since we all like to be more than one person on some days, but I think there is about a few of us, can't tell, won't tell! There's me, Suibers, don't know how in the hell I got that name, but they pinned it on me like a nail, no seriously, it's branded on my back! There's our, wants-to-be-a-leader, but always-gets-his-ass-kicked-for-trying, not-offical, but leader-like, leader, Ker. There's Ker's, following, long haired, seriously needs to shower friend, Mundee. There's the fat-ass, needs to stop eating before dinner, short kid that we all just love named, Muckee. There's the always great and lovely girl, that I secretly spit into her drink last month, Lenia! There's also Dirdur, but we just call himDur since he has absoultely no mind, he's cute though, but senseless and last, but not least, Teat. He's everything a girl could ask for in a nasty town as so, he's my kind of guy, but tell anyone I spoke of him that way and I'll punch you out!

I guess you want to know more about us, right?If not, then leave, who gives two shits about you anyway, if you do want to know more about us then sit back! Let's see, who do I hate the most? Uh, Lenia, she can go die!Uh and then Ker has this obvious thing for her, it's gross. Then all the guys just drop down for her every time she comes around, but Isee past that lovely smile she likes to wear!Ker, well he's your average leading guy who thinks he knows almost everything. He's usually why we get into all the shit that we do, but nobody said it was a bad thing! Yeah, it was totally his idea to brand our names in our backs with hot forks and knives, at the time it seemed cool, until our parents kicked our asses for damaging our skin like that, if only they knew! The greatest thing about us is we barely get in trouble.Ok, so we get stopped by the cops like everyday, but in this crime filled town, the cops barely have anytime to hull their fat asses to chase a bunch of bad kids around for hours. Well, all, but Sert. He's the officer we all hate the most and all like to mess around with!Sert thinks he has us in the bag, thinks we are nothing, but rotting minds to him, but really we're just the best match he can get.Everytime someone reports us they always request Sert to come and get us, but really, he has nothing against us. Come on Sert, come and get us and actually look like you're trying because we're pretty damn fast! But behind all the mindless fun we have, there is trouble among us all. We all are against things that we can't handle. A thing call, adults. They think they can beat us to no end, but really, it's a sad attempt to make us learn, but we won't learn, as long as we have ourselves, we'll do what we can to show them that they don't have us!

But most of the time,I think we did the greatest job doing what we do best. Being ourselves, doing bad for everyone. Sometimes our asses would be so dead that we'd just laugh until the bad came to us. We'd get ours, cry about it, then go back to doing what we do best. So for all of you that hated us so much, that wanted us to leave this place for good,t hat thought they could send us our own hell.

We'll just send back the delivery, you assholes!I know it seems hard to understand.I know you won't dare to do it again. Iknow this for sure. I know it for a reason. I know.