Kaymon and I are the best of friends. We were having lunch, so we
could talk about our school project (Damien) who is a baby and
since we both want kids one day we decided to take this class
together. When I started feeding Damien along comes Anariza to
start up some drama with Kaymon.
"Kaymon I hate you and every time I want to talk to
you in private you're always with her".
"Who's her?" Kaymon replied
"KYRA!" Anariza yelled "you're always
with her and don't think I don't know what y'all be doing in her
I interrupt and say "Anariza what the Hell are you
"You know what the Hell I'm
talking about Miss I'm so Fucking Perfect" Anariza said.
"YEAH we've been playing spoons everyday at 4:30
p.m." Kaymon said
"SPOONS OH MY PELVIS you've been playing spoons I Knew it YOU TWO
ARE FREAKS WITH A BABY" Anariza said "why didn't you count me in?
It could have been a three-some which is much better, if you know
what I mean."
"Anariza do you even know what spoons
really is?" We asked her.
"Yea spoons' is a game you play with
multiple people making out and taking off their clothes. Do I
look like a retard to you? I'm actually not that stupid."
ANARIZA!! SPOONS' IS A CARD GAME PLAYED WITH MULTIPLE
PEOPLE AND SPOONS. There isn't anybody stripping or making out!"
"Oh well my bad. Sorry. Ummmm……….. Kaymon our high school reunion
is next, it's a dance, and I need a date. Would you be my date?"
"Ummmm………. Next week?" Kaymon asked
"Yea next week" she said
"Well next week Kyra and I have something to do. I'm sorry."
"What do y'all have to do next week that you can't even go with
me to our high school reunion? Anariza asked
"Anariza: Kyra and I are going home so I can finally
meet her mother after all these years of waiting, plus I think my
girlfriend would be mad if I went to our high school reunion
without her. I know we've been out of high school for four years
now but it's out eight year of being a "couple"."
"Kaymon you have a girlfriend?" Anariza asked
I start talking to myself
about my unexpected pregnancy that's been going on for almost
nine months now. I'm too scared to tell Kaymon that our
irresponsible partying got me pregnant. I was wasted, he was
wasted and I lost my virginity to him that night. That was the
BIGGEST mistake of my life.