................ I walked off the stage Chad was standing
grinning at me with Kid Rock stood next to him.
"Damn Chris" he smiled hugging me "Congratulations and if I know
you went for the older guy"
"Sorry Bob" I kissed his cheek "there's old and there's you"
"Chad started to laugh'
"Oh mortally wounded here girl" he smiled at me
"You I know I'm kidding"
"Chris will I do?' the three of us looked round at Miranda walked
over "Oh Crap you're kid Rock" her mouth fell open I walked over
to her and pushed it closed.
"Miranda… Bob… Bob… Miranda"
"Oh Crap" Miranda swallowed hard
"Excuse her she forgets her best friends are rock stars" Chad
"Well she looks ready to party like one" he smiled eyeing her up
and down making her blush
"Oh Hell No" I got in the way. "I know you when you party and I
don't' want my best friends impaled on you… it'd be awkward at
"You guys doing it so we can all be there" he looked at Chad
"That's the plan" Chad nodded "We loved the way we did it in Bali
but we have a crap ton of people that need to haul ass to Canada
and party with us and hell I don't think Chris would complain at
a second wedding night" I looked at him
"As long as we can have dessert… and we're doing it in Canada?" I
took the towel Alfie offered me as he walked over
"Well I have something to show you later" he kissed me
"Dude we've all seen it" Kerion smiled draping his arm round
"Ew sweaty… and I haven't seen it" Miranda blurted out
"Kerion off her" I grabbed his arm "And why do you always have to
say the wrong thing"
"I don't' Miranda huffed at me forgetting she was in awe of Kid
"Oh you so do" Chad laughed
"Who does what?" Ryan walked
"Miranda here said she doesn't say the wrong thing" Bob smirked
"Bull shit you said out loud you'd bang Kellan like a screen door
in a hurricane" Ryan Nudged her she hung her head.
"Oh god you remembered" Miranda laufghed
"Remembered he used the line on his wife" Mike smiled walking
"I'd never have done it I had…" She hesitated for a minute I
watched her eyes brim with tears.
"Okay isn't it time you guys hit the stage" I gabbled "Mir wait
here okay" I hurried back to where Dan and Xander were talking
"Dan they're waiting for you"
"Thanks Chris" Dan walked away
"Okay come on" I linked my fingers with Xander "You ready for
"I'm more than ready I just spent over an hour in conversation
with Nickelback and they're normal I mean they're just guys"
"Well yeah because if they weren't they'd be girls" I teased I
pulled him with me Miranda had her back to us I stopped Xander
and walked over to her. "Okay you know I love you right?" I put
my hands on her shoulder's
"Oh god what did you do" she groaned
'Oh Jeez thanks" I swatted her "Because I'm sick of ass holes and
guys acting like ass holes"
I think she gets the point Chris" Bob Laughed
"Okay" I turned her round Xander looked at her and smiled
nervously "I brought you an asshole that wants to make good"
"Damn" Her eyes filled up again.
"Hey Baby" Xander shrugged "I'm sorry" She ran at him and hurled
herself into his arms.
"And on that note" I walked over to the others "You watching the
show or coming to start a poker game?"
"Oooo tempting but I think I'll play poker" Bob laughed "and you
need to explain to me how the hell he managed to get you down the