She asked him for a diamond ring!
In turn he gave her everything!
She said it wasn't good enough!
So he tried harder, he thought this was love!
She said she wanted a new car!
He said "NO! This has gone too far!"
She said "You're silly 
," and batted her eyes!
He crumbled right then and he bought her a ride!
She said "NO! You dick! I wanted a Beamer 
!"
He was getting fed up, he wanted to beat her!
But he didn't, he folded and bought her a plane!
She said, "You idiot! I wanted black, this is grey!
She went on and on of her petty requests...
And this tool of a man just continued these quests...
And then...
One day....
This sad man stopped.
He looked at his wallet and saw it was empty.
The girl caught a peak and she bailed in a heart beat.
The poor man so broken, lost for days, maybe weeks.
Forgetting to shower, shave, or eat.
Well this man decides to turn on the tv.
And i bet you'll guess who he sees.
None other than the women who took everything.
Arrested for hooking and stealing
The man was in awe, and relieved at the sight
But the good inside him kept him up all night
He went to the court house, and yes he brought bail
She accepted and left without a thank you or fair well
He gave and gave until he had nothing left
And she took and took till she had nothing left
But they both walked away with a lesson in hand
For him it's don't be such a pussy, man
For her,
well...
she never learned her lesson.
Unfortunately she spend her days as a hoe...
So don't be gold diggin, or you'll wind up alone.
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