"Uh, Will You Marry Me?"

Your devotion caused an eerie emotion,

I took a notion, and drank the love potion,

My lungs suddenly quit, and I tried to spit,

My head even split, and you tried to forfeit,

Your foolish mistakes have made you shake,

I stupidly take you for nothing but a fake,

My hands are now numb, as I begin to succumb,

To a small sum of what you've really become,

Knowingly too, I'll soon be joining you,

Unselfish and true, I finally say, "I do".