My dear Gooch
You are so often neglected
People talk about the penis
The butthole
But rarely the gooch
I'm here today
To change the way
People view the gooch
It is peaceful
It is kind
It never gives you a hard time
My gooch is clean
Unlike my butt
Italways lifts me out of a rut
My penis is floppy and sometimes wierd
My gooch is flat and has a beard
And goch gooch you are so hairy
You're like a dark forest
You are so scary!
This does not lessen my love for you
My love for gooch
Is pure and true.
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