I know what you're doing!

   I know what you’re doing!

I know exactly what you’re doing

When there something is brewing

It is only me, who you are wooing

So diligently and ardently pursuing

When giving me a big hug and kiss

Gently pulling and sucking on my lips

Sending me spinning into heavenly bliss

Making sure it is something, I will miss

When you caress and snuggle me in bed

And nuzzle my breasts with your head

Your manliness tapping, words unsaid

Sighing in a way that can’t be misread

I know what you’re doing, I am no fool

When you buy me clothes that are cool

When you say you love me; then drool

When you hold me close, in the pool

When you bring me gifts every day

When you suggest games I like to play

You always buy and won’t let me pay

When you surprise me with a bouquet

I know what you’re doing, so coy

You say, you’re all girl and I’m boy

There is no other you’d rather enjoy

That I remind you of Helen of Troy

You spoil me so I always want more

Keep me sated, so I won’t use the door

You tell me, I am the only one you adore

To make sure I don’t run around anymore

I am wise, I know what doing my dear

Your meaning couldn’t be more clear

Well my love, you have nothing to fear

I love you with all my heart, I’m sincere