Nine Times Out Of Ten
If you like a girl who seems a little…slutty, then nine
times out of ten she's going to like you too.
If you're interested in a girl who doesn't even know you
exist, nine times out of ten you asking her out will
automatically put you on her radar, simply for your dumb
Try not to stutter. It's cute, but nine times out of ten
she's just going to get frustrated.
If she says yes, nine times out of ten you skipping down
the hall yelling "I got a date!" at the top of your lungs
will only make her regret it.
If she always laughs at the jokes you make even when no
one else finds them funny, and she can't help but smile
every time she meets your eyes, nine times out of ten she
wants you to take the fucking hint.
Just because she hasn't asked you out yet, does not mean
she doesn't like you. Nine times out of ten, she will be
thinking you don't like her, because you haven't asked
If she pokes you and runs away, or steals your favorite
pen, nine times out of ten she's hoping you'll keep
chasing her. Trust me; she doesn't really want your pen.
Take her to a movie you've both already seen. Nine time
out of ten, it won't bother her as much when you want to
engage in other activities.
She doesn't always want flowers and chocolates for
special occasions. Nine times out of ten, she would be
quite pleased if you took her shopping. You may not want
to go into every clothing store she sees, but she will
absolutely love trying on the most revealing outfits as
When she pushes you away, nine time out of ten she really
wants you to hold her close. Girls love using reverse
Call her back right away. Nine time out of ten, she will
be sitting by her phone waiting for you. She does not
want to sit there for the next two days.
I wrote this. I am a girl. Why should you doubt me?
She's always right. Always.