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Joke of the week:

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends? (highlight below for answer)

Because he's a real pain in  the neck!

Wait until next week for the next joke! (I put a new joke every Sunday)

Please READ!!!

Up to chapter 11 is on 'Tunnels (a novel). Please comment! I only post new chapters if people comment on the last chapter posted!

IF YOU HAVE A HEART, READ THIS:

Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the hall today; committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today; she's a virgin. That boy you called lame; has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day; is already being abused at home. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what, you don't. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are against the mean bullying. I bet 99% of you won't. IF YOU HAVE A HEART, YOU WILL COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE TOO. STOP BULLYING! SPREAD THE WORD!

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Tunnels (a novel):

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The Love For Life:

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Five Minutes to Live

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Murder in the Kildare Gardens (group novel)

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1.)  I love writing books!  I hope everyone on this site does too!

2.) Ok, this is supposed to be a summary, so I won't be too wordy.  I am a female and will keep my age secret so no one judges my writing by my age. As I said before, my passion is writing, and I try to write as much as possible.  I also play piano and clarinet and love to dance.  I am currently writing about 6 novels. Wow! I know...

3.) I am obsessed with the show Doctor Who!  Not like crazy obsessed, but like watch a couple every weekend obsessed!

4.) I am a dog person, but I love cats too!

5.) My favorite color is teal or turquoise.

6.) I really REALLY like it when people comment on my books and short stories!

7.) I ususally don't post more of a novel until someone comments on the last chapter posted and says they want to read more.

8.) I am from the United States and love 'meeting' people from other countries! Please say if you live really far from where I live!

9.) Everybody reading this probably thinks I'm crazy! I'm not! Ok, maybe a little bit...

10.) Look at yourself in a mirror for a second.  How long have you been on a computer? Do you have homework? Is there fresh air out of your window that you can enjoy? Do you have a good book to read or write? Now, if these questions didn't make you feel guilty, READ ON!!!

11.) Now you guys are the ones that have the time on your hands.  Congrats, congrats, CONGRATS!!! You are the amazing ones who have a reason to keep reading.  If you are bored of my endless writing, you will miss out on a big suprise... Do you still want to read? Ok...

12.) You aren't bored of me yet, are you?  Good job! Now, lets get down to business.  I, am, a writer. Ha! Tricked ya!  If you didn't think that was funny, don't scroll down.  If you did think that was funny, SCROLL DOWN!

13.)  What do you find in a clean nose?

Fingerprints!

14.) How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the 'W'!

15.) Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

16.)  Do you think I'm funny? Click yes or no, the scroll down.

CORRECT!!!! You are smart! Now, that is all for now... Look down at my comments, and you comment if you want more info about me on here, ok? Ok!

-rsjakovac