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Russ Teed



Booksie Address: http://www.booksie.com/Russ_Teed
Country: United States
Favorite book: Moby Dick
Member Since: Jul 20, 2012

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Russ_Teed

A promiscuous retirement

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Jul 20, 2013
A sad, yet funny, ending of a dancing career.
Tags:fiction, fantasy, funny, silly

Russ_Teed

Real Men of genius: Fathers Day

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Jun 16, 2013
A 1 minute fake commercial about Fathers Day
Tags:humor, fiction, fantasy, funny, silly

Russ_Teed

A one minute tale of epic failure

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: May 17, 2013
An attempt at a new world record
Tags:fiction, fantasy, funny, silly

Russ_Teed

My stupifying Slip N Slide syllabus

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Apr 14, 2013
A 2 minute read. Poor decisions always render poor results.
Tags:fiction, fantasy, funny, silly

Russ_Teed

Parasailing with Jesus

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Apr 7, 2013
Weapons of Mass destruction and hot dogs on the the beach

Russ_Teed

A human cannonball popcorn machine

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Mar 30, 2013
Simply a brain-free read from the archives of an idiot

Russ_Teed

A woman's cure for them pesky men

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Mar 28, 2013
A service all women will want, and need
Tags:humor, fiction, fantasy, funny

Russ_Teed

Promiscuous Pole of Pleasure

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Mar 24, 2013
A selfless act goes terribly wrong
Tags:fiction, fantasy, funny, silly

Russ_Teed

Ambulatory 911 Call From A Casket

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Mar 14, 2013
A Booksie freind suggested the title, I accepted.
Tags:fiction, funny, immaginative

Russ_Teed

Foghorn Leghorn meets Yosemite Sam on Facebook

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Mar 10, 2013
Typical Facebook posts by cartoon charactors, and me.

Russ_Teed

Promiscuity in the morning

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Feb 28, 2013
A sensational observation on the "morning drive"
Tags:strange, funny, silly, odd

Russ_Teed

The Greatest Cocktail Contraption Ever

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Feb 18, 2013
Resolve for all pub goers

Morning thoughts of a woman on Facebook

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Feb 14, 2013
Typical morning chat on Facebook, from a typical woman....

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Ambulatory 911 Call From An Ambulance

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Jan 29, 2013
Curiosity and wine don't mix
Tags:humor, fiction, funny, silly

Facebook Twilight Zone - The Facebookers Devil

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Jan 4, 2013
An immaginative take on an old classic
Tags:fiction, science, funny, silly

A THANKSGIVING TOY TO BE THANKFUL FOR

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Nov 23, 2012
Rid yourself of annoying relatives wearing out their...
Tags:humor, comedy

Russ_Teed

Electrified and Rectified

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Nov 6, 2012
A Cure for Unruly Children
Tags:humor, funny, silly

The Quelling of NyQuil

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Nov 2, 2012
Experiment Gone Egregiously Wrong
Tags:humor, funny

Emasculate HouseHusbands

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Sep 30, 2012
Manhood Lost Due To The "I Do" Mishap.

Russ_Teed

MY BITE IS BIGGER THAN MY BARK

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Sep 24, 2012
Special delivery to a civil servant

Russ_Teed

Way Under Par

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Sep 23, 2012
A job at the golf course seldomly appreciated, in a...
Tags:humor, sports

Russ_Teed

Rabid Squirrels Tastes Like Chicken

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Sep 16, 2012
Vovatile Vengeful Varments
Tags:humor, fantasy, fictional

PROMOTING PROMISCUOUS FOOT WORK

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 30, 2012
The stocking chronicle that'll have you in stitches.
Tags:fiction, funny, silly

The Understand Women App

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 24, 2012
This is for all the hapless men who don't quite...
Tags:humor, men, women, funny, silly

Great Balls of Fowl Fire

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 18, 2012
Turkey Fry Mishap.
Tags:funny, silly, hilarious

Russ_Teed

Candyland Lives

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 11, 2012
A sugar coated sweet attempt at humorous entertainment.
Tags:fiction, fantasy, funny, silly

Fishing With Moses

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 7, 2012
An enlightening fish story that yielded no catch.
Tags:fish, fable, funny, fictitious

Death Row Eats

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Jul 31, 2012
Pure fictional fun at no ones expense.

Texting and Driving Leads to Spilled Milk

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Jul 30, 2012
This short story can be summarized in one word, silly.
Tags:humor

Writing Portfolio

A promiscuous retirement

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Jul 20, 2013
A sad, yet funny, ending of a dancing career.

Real Men of genius: Fathers Day

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Jun 16, 2013
A 1 minute fake commercial about Fathers Day

Facebook Star Trek Trek's to Gilligan's Island

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: May 26, 2013
A five minute read of idiotic rhetoric I post on Facebook

A one minute tale of epic failure

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: May 17, 2013
An attempt at a new world record

A COMPILATION OF WICKED STUPID THINGS I POST ON FACEBOOK

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Apr 26, 2013
i AM AN IDIOT AND I PROVE IT ON A DAILY BASIS

My stupifying Slip N Slide syllabus

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Apr 14, 2013
A 2 minute read. Poor decisions always render poor results.

Parasailing with Jesus

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Apr 7, 2013
Weapons of Mass destruction and hot dogs on the the beach

A human cannonball popcorn machine

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Mar 30, 2013
Simply a brain-free read from the archives of an idiot

A woman's cure for them pesky men

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Mar 28, 2013
A service all women will want, and need

My Underachiever's Anonymous Club

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Mar 25, 2013
An egregious election that is unpalatable

Promiscuous Pole of Pleasure

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Mar 24, 2013
A selfless act goes terribly wrong

A Facebook Faux Pas

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Mar 22, 2013
A typical post by yours truly

Booksie Bill O'Reilly: The Booksie Factor is on, tonight!

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Mar 18, 2013
A Mock on the Coveted Newscaster

Ambulatory 911 Call From A Casket

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Mar 14, 2013
A Booksie freind suggested the title, I accepted.

Foghorn Leghorn meets Yosemite Sam on Facebook

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Mar 10, 2013
Typical Facebook posts by cartoon charactors, and me.

Promiscuity in the morning

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Feb 28, 2013
A sensational observation on the "morning drive"

FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS - BOOKSIE MAN OF GENIUS

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Feb 23, 2013
old folks have purpose for all

The Greatest Cocktail Contraption Ever

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Feb 18, 2013
Resolve for all pub goers

Morning thoughts of a woman on Facebook

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Feb 14, 2013
Typical morning chat on Facebook, from a typical woman....

One On One With VP Dick Cheney

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Feb 8, 2013
Competitive Humor

Americas Got Facebook Talent!

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Feb 1, 2013
A Typical FB Post From Yours Truly

Ambulatory 911 Call From An Ambulance

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Jan 29, 2013
Curiosity and wine don't mix

My Parents Child Abandonment Game

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Jan 19, 2013
Parental Appeasement

Facebook Twilight Zone - The Facebookers Devil

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Jan 4, 2013
An immaginative take on an old classic

Catastrophe in Connecticut

Article by Russ Teed
Posted: Dec 16, 2012
An opinion about the tragic event in the Sandy Hook school.

Egregious Beer Summit With Alex Trebek

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Nov 29, 2012
A verbal fisticuffs with Alex Trebek.

A THANKSGIVING TOY TO BE THANKFUL FOR

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Nov 23, 2012
Rid yourself of annoying relatives wearing out their...

Electrified and Rectified

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Nov 6, 2012
A Cure for Unruly Children

The Quelling of NyQuil

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Nov 2, 2012
Experiment Gone Egregiously Wrong

An Egregious Facebook Forecast

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Oct 27, 2012
A Facebook Fantasy

Facebook Fakebook

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Oct 20, 2012
Irritations on Facebook

Religiously Seeking Therapy

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Oct 14, 2012
Ordained affects of a child

Emasculate HouseHusbands

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Sep 30, 2012
Manhood Lost Due To The "I Do" Mishap.

MY BITE IS BIGGER THAN MY BARK

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Sep 24, 2012
Special delivery to a civil servant

Way Under Par

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Sep 23, 2012
A job at the golf course seldomly appreciated, in a...

Rabid Squirrels Tastes Like Chicken

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Sep 16, 2012
Vovatile Vengeful Varments

The Jan Brewer "Price is Right" Booksie show

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Sep 9, 2012
Pricing game gone horribly askew.

Real Fake Men of Genius: RNC / DNC

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Sep 7, 2012
Today we salute you Mr. Former RNC Ballon Popper/Cleaner...

Geraldo Rivera Interview on Facebook

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Sep 3, 2012
Fantastical Facebook Discourse With Geraldo Rivera.

PROMOTING PROMISCUOUS FOOT WORK

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 30, 2012
The stocking chronicle that'll have you in stitches.

Shock Theorapy Rules

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 27, 2012
electrifying, fantasy, funny, silly.

The Understand Women App

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 24, 2012
This is for all the hapless men who don't quite...

Phantasmagorically Precarious Pet Peeve

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 20, 2012
Vacuous auto spell correct.

Great Balls of Fowl Fire

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 18, 2012
Turkey Fry Mishap.

Recalculating Misdirection

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 15, 2012
Sometimes I sway to incorrect decisions.

Idiotic Rhetoric I Post on Facebook

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 12, 2012
When I first came on Facebook I thought it was boring....

Candyland Lives

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 11, 2012
A sugar coated sweet attempt at humorous entertainment.

Fantastical Fast Food Fallacy

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 9, 2012
Not all signs are to be taken literally.

Vitamin C is Overrated

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 8, 2012
A travelers travesty.

Fishing With Moses

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 7, 2012
An enlightening fish story that yielded no catch.

Dispensable Innuendo's

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 5, 2012
You'll never wash your hands the same again.

LEGGS & EGGS

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Aug 1, 2012
A bumbling misunderstanding of literary integrity.

Death Row Eats

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Jul 31, 2012
Pure fictional fun at no ones expense.

Texting and Driving Leads to Spilled Milk

Short Story by Russ Teed
Posted: Jul 30, 2012
This short story can be summarized in one word, silly.



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