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As a conscientious objector to popular culture, Scott spends the vast majority of his time being unpleasantly surprised by human behavior, especially his own. He has spent over twenty years in academic institutions, hoping to find logical answers to illogical questions hidden in musty, old textbooks and in musty, old professors. Thus far, the answers remain elusive.
Though mostly at odds with faculty and administration, and under constant threat of suspension, expulsion, or arrest, he has earned very expensive degrees in Political Science and Law. He is currently working on another degree – this one in General Studies - in hopes of someday becoming a General.
When national standards sink low enough, which should be sometime around next week, he plans to run for President of the United States on a platform of raising national standards so that a person like him can never run again.
He enjoys golf, college football, and animals of every stripe. His favorite food is dessert. Strongly disliking the smell of mint gum, he would ban it, if possible.
Scott is often complimented for having a face for radio and a body for comedy.