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I'll make a meal just for you

Miscellaneous By: Artemis Nightshade
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This is another parody of I'll make a man out of you.


Submitted:Jul 26, 2011    Reads: 66    Comments: 1    Likes: 1   


Let's get down to breakfast. Fry some eggs, make toast. Did they send me egg-whites? When I asked, for yolks. Make the baddest brunch they'll ever eat- and you have better love it too. Mister, I'll make a meal, just for you. Silent as an oven. Makes no noise, within. There's no need to eat out. We can cook again. Put some boneless fish into a pot. And squeeze in some lemons too. Somehow I'll make a meal just for you. I've never even cooked a broth! Say good-bye to cup of noodles. Hope I don't get drunk while marinating gin! Those guys are taking way too long. Hope you didn't eat with out me! Now I really hope that I will still stay slim! Frying pan! Try adding parsley its good with liver! Frying pan! Chop up some onions and fresh mushrooms. Frying pan! All these ingredients will make you thinner. Delectable and nutritious afternoon. Dinner's almost ready. To our guests' surprise. Heat and add the corn oil. Then we fry the rice. Come back from the store and cook some more. Then stack up the dishes too! I'll wait here and we'll boil---up the stew! Frying pan! You must be ready before the timer! Frying pan! Set stove on low they will be here soon. Frying pan! Cover the top we will let it simmer. Magnificent smells with circumvent the room! Frying pan! Try adding parsley its good with liver! Frying pan! Chop up some onions and fresh mushrooms. Frying pan! All these ingredients will make you thinner. Delectable and nutritious afternoon.





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