Walk right in, we'll give you a mullet
Shoot your head with a bullet, it will hurt alot
It's soooooo not hot
Sit on down, you look like a clown
Die your hair green, you'llbe a queen
Spike it on top, you'll beg us to stop
Pigtails galore, you'll want no more!
We'll call you up, you just might throw up
You'll look in the mirror, you'll shriek out in fear
Baby let your hair be gone!!!!