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My entry for Shannan Brown's challenge. Please forgive if this isn't correct; I stared at it until my eyes crossed (oh, my eyes were already crossed, but you get the idea!) My point being that I was sick of looking at it, and called it good!

Submitted:Jul 19, 2012    Reads: 10    Comments: 4    Likes: 2   

Sung to the tune, 'Old McDonald (Had a Farm)'

Old Mcmuffin

By Mike Stevens

Stopped for chow at Mickey D's, 'cause I was hungry now

Bought a bag stuffed with stuff, 'cause I was hungry, and how!

For a dollar here and a dollar there,

here a buck, there a buck;

I was too full, and that really sucked!

A few days later was craving once more,

something which to eat

Long past breakfast, but not yet lunch,

But still I wanted a treat

With a fork or spoon,

and very soon,

A fork or spoon, but it was almost noon

Then I remembered my Mickey D's

Egg Mcmuffin, yum!

I found the bag behind the milk,

In the refer; found the left-over one

With much glee,

a meal for me!

I grabbed the bag,

but I failed to see,

That old Mcmuffin; had started to turn,

In front of the toilet now; will I ever learn?


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