Sung to the tune, 'Old McDonald (Had a Farm)'
By Mike Stevens
Stopped for chow at Mickey D’s, ‘cause I was hungry now
Bought a bag stuffed with stuff, ‘cause I was hungry, and how!
For a dollar here and a dollar there,
here a buck, there a buck;
I was too full, and that really sucked!
A few days later was craving once more,
something which to eat
Long past breakfast, but not yet lunch,
But still I wanted a treat
With a fork or spoon,
and very soon,
A fork or spoon, but it was almost noon
Then I remembered my Mickey D’s
Egg Mcmuffin, yum!
I found the bag behind the milk,
In the refer; found the left-over one
With much glee,
a meal for me!
I grabbed the bag,
but I failed to see,
That old Mcmuffin; had started to turn,
In front of the toilet now; will I ever learn?