Welcome Visitor: Login to the siteJoin the site

31 Flavors

Poetry By: Km2
Song lyrics

WARNING! Explicit lyrics! Strong drug content and references. If not interested in those subjects, please move on. Thanks!

Submitted:Jun 11, 2013    Reads: 43    Comments: 6    Likes: 4   

The Purple Urkle's got me running in circles

I need to escape, from the great Grape Ape

Take my head out the sand put on my Headband

Chillin' wit' Chu Man Fu and the Afghan Goo

I voted for Bush 'cause of the Purple Kush

I had an attack, too much Green Crack

Then I needed a nap, from burnin' Snowcap

I put up a good fight, just to smell Northern Lights

You're stacking the deck, when blazin' on Trainwreck

Like my chest hit with a chisel, from every rip of Sour Diesel

I'll plot and I'll scheme, to get my hands on some Blue Dream

My legs turn to rubber, every time from Lemon Bubba

My tongue starts to slurp, when I look at Granddaddy Purp

I'm stuck in a daze, from smokin' on Silver Haze

Near the tops of the trees smokin' funky-ass-Blue Cheese

I followed The Dead, while I was on Panama Red

You gotta have faith, when chillin' with King Henry VIII

Willy Wonka is scary, turn you into a Blueberry

You'll be grabbin' your pillow, if you indulge in White Widow

With the help of Wonderdog, you'll get out of the fog

You will really be fried, if you meet Mr. Nice Guy

Gettin' higher than Towelie smokin' some Maui Wowie

Never have terror, RIP the great one Jack Herer

It'll shut out the lights, battlin' with your, Kryptonite

There's always a funk, when dealin' with some kind of Skunk

Get you a new stalker, with the Jedi Skywalker

You'll be planning a heist, when on the Poltergeist

Shot me to heaven, using the AK-47

Laughin' at Snookie, from the Girl Scout Cookies

You'll drink from a trough, when smokin' Strawberry Cough

And you'll always be nice, puffin' the Kush, that is Ice

31 Flavors is plenty, wish to all a Happy 420


| Email this story Email this Poetry | Add to reading list


About | News | Contact | Your Account | TheNextBigWriter | Self Publishing | Advertise

© 2013 TheNextBigWriter, LLC. All Rights Reserved. Terms under which this service is provided to you. Privacy Policy.