Old MacDonald did the laundry
Oh, my gosh he did!
With ah-detergent here, and ah dryer sheet there
Here ah pink sock, There ah small shirt, everywhere soap bubbles!
Old MacDonald cooked some dinner
Oh, dear lord he did!
He grilled a hamburger, slapped on tomato,
Threw on pickles, made a mess, ketchup everywhere!
Old MacDonald took a shower
Oh, how tired he is!
He fell asleep with the water still running
The wife came in with a bathroom ah flooding
Old MacDonald needs his farm back