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HYMENS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND

Poetry By: moonphish
Song lyrics


advice


Submitted:Dec 20, 2011    Reads: 8    Comments: 3    Likes: 1   


all men are bred to try for love
they think only with their tools
but i prefer a man who opts
to stow his family jewels

a beast in your pants can be...so detrimental
cause hymens are a girl's best friend
i've been offered a grand, but just call me sentimental
he's turned down flat
i will not be his acrobat

men grow cold if girls ain't bold
many give up their charms in the end
but my bod's in great shape
not torn up by big apes
hymens are a girl's best friend

there may come a time when a...lass thinks it over
but hymens are a girl's best friend
there may come a time she will...roll in the clover
think it might be nice ?
you best think twice
tell him no dice

watch the guy...who gets you high
he has hopes that your values descend
and most of these louses...already have spouses
hymens are a girl's best friend

i've not had affairs, i have...kept things platonic
cause hymens are a girls best friend
i'm not into sex cause i...find it moronic
don't heavy pet
cause if you pet
you might get wet

just stroll on..cause once its gone
there is no way for surgeons to mend
just clamp tight with your knees
and don't give it up please
hymens...hymens
i don't mean diaphragms
but hymens
are a girl's best friend





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