Hey Arnold Things Went To Barney

Lassie and Flipper, they didn't have to say much

like Mister Ed and Francis, they had that certain touch

I just barely knew about King and old Rin Tin Tin

things are a lot different now,

than they were way back then.

King Kong and Godzilla, had monkeys on their backs

Spot and Thing, lived in those crazy cob webbed shacks

I just barely knew about King and old Rin Tin Tin

things are a lot different now,

than they were way back then.

Chorus:

Things went to Barney and Sponge Bob Square Pants

from Cousin It to Alf, chasing cats and eating ants

Hey Arnold, and I mean Ziffel, changing channels on t.v.

are you watching the Nelson's or the Partridge family.

Cheetah was a chimpanzee and Clarence was a lion

Dino had Fred down and Garfield had Odie cryin'

I just barely knew about King and old Rin Tin Tin

things are a lot different now,

than they were way back then.

Was My Mother the 28 Porter, the Knight 2000's Grandma

just ask Dave and Michael, cause they're somebody's Grandpa

I just barely knew about King and old Rin Tin Tin

things are a lot different now,

than they were way back then.

(Repeat chorus)