I'm Eating Bologna

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Ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah

Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah

I'm eating bologna

I'm eating bologna (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)

for a sandwich tonight (ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah)

I'm eating bologna (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)

no this meat ain't right (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)

I want a beef steak

or a big old pork chop

but this is all I've ate

since I lost my job

Oh I need money

know why

I cry

I'm eating bologna

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Ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah

Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah

I'm eating bologna

I'm eating bologna

oh the bread that I've been through

I'm eating bologna

though I've cried and cried for stew

Maybe I'll fry'er

up with an egg

Oh Oscar Meyer

I'll have to beg - borrow and scrape

I'm full of baloney

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