Bloody Mary married Tom Collins
and they moved to Collinsport Maine
After a few years of maulin'
Mary drove old Tom insane.
Tom met his vampire cousin
who took Mary out on the town
People were dying by the dozen
cause Barnabas showed Mary all around.
Have you ever been in a fix
Mary and Collins just don't mix
Tom married the devil's daughter
and blood ran thicker than water.
Mary met his werewolf cousin
Tom had to get away and soon
Lord knows there was no lovin'
Quentin was howling at the moon.
Tom went out of his head
looking high and low to search
For the gun that shot her dead
on his last night on Earth.