That Pink Mushroom Fuzzball Skunk

Out in the woods and hunting for a deer

it was hot outside so I had me a beer

Darn it a doe standing right over there

by the time I got my gun it turned into a bear.

I bet that you thought I might be skeered

but no I wasn't I just grabbed another beer

Glad it was on the other side of the fence

I saw it one time and I ain't seen it since.

Looking for a buck I know one is near

Still hot outside so I had one more beer

I'm stoned cold sober as I take another drink

what the heck is that and boy does it stink.

That pink mushroom fuzzball skunk

the one I saw when I wasn't drunk

You don't believe that you ever saw one

well take a look I've got it in the trunk.

Raise the lid you've got nothing to fear

reach in that cooler and fetch me a beer

Where's this skunk that you're talking about

It was right there you must have let it out.

You just had one two many hunting for deer

you may see Bigfoot or a Martian around here

I'll tell you what I know and I know what I saw

it was a fuzzy pink skunk and about a foot tall.

If I wasn't under the weather I'd kick your rear

it's still hot outside so I grab me another beer

I'm stoned cold sober as I take one more drink

what the heck is that and boy does it stink.

That pink mushroom fuzzball skunk

the one I saw when I wasn't drunk

You don't believe that you ever saw one

well take a look I've got it in the trunk.

Raise the lid...