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'Conspiracy Theorist' ('Daydream Believer' parody)

Poetry By: ThepureLight7
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A parody of the song 'Daydream Believer' by The Monkees... I have no clue how I went from 'Daydream Believer' to 'Conspiracy Theorist', but I did.

Also, the spoken intro goes like so.

"What date is this, Gentlemen?"
"9/11..."
"Right... And it wasn't terrorists by the way... It had something to do with Mars, I'm sure..."


Submitted:Sep 16, 2009    Reads: 107    Comments: 1    Likes: 0   


Now some people may say
Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK
But I know what truly happened that day

It was mistaken identity
By some hooker named Brittany
Who thought the president was her dad

I just don't believe
What others say is true, you see
I'm a conspiracy theorist
And I don't often agree

Now at Roswell, we all know
That there were aliens and UFOs
And personally I think they were from Pluto

And speaking of outer space
Whatever happened to the space-race
After we faked the '69 moon landing, oh so bad?

I just don't believe
What others say is true, you see
I'm a conspiracy theorist
And I don't often agree

AIDS was caused by fleas
The Holocaust was just disease
And gravity, are you kidding me?
It's just make-believe

Pearl Harbor didn't surprise Frank D
But it did surprise Husband E
The movie 'Men In Black' was real
But not Kaczynski

Owsley Stanley was phony
Desert Storm was run by Bruce Lee
The KKK worshipped potatoes
And the dish and spoon ran away

You might think of me
And feel that I am quite crazy
But that's probably just the acid
It will go away eventually

*Start fading out*

I'm running out of conspiracies
Can we just fade the song out please?
I need to think of...





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