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Vague Is Only One Letter Away From Vogue

Poetry By: ThepureLight7
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A humorous song about the EVILZ of fashion... I am actually a very fashionable person, but I wrote a song on the EVILZ of fashion anyway... Because I can do that.

Why can't we say that fashion is just 'Clothes'? After all, vague is only one letter away from vogue.


Submitted:Oct 21, 2009    Reads: 77    Comments: 1    Likes: 0   


Woke up
Got a text message
Saying that she broke up with me

Then I found
Out her reason
It turns out that she was fucking Steve!

Then I miss the bus,
and I've had enough,
There's nothing I thought could make this day worse

Then some douchebag
With a compact
Comes up and says "Dress much?"
Oh yeah, WELL UP YOURS!

First was sweats, then jeans, with khakis somewhere inbetween!
Can't they see that life's hard enough without the fashion police!?
First it's Vans, Converses, maybe something else, who knows!?
Why can't we say fashion is just 'Clothes'?
After all, vague is only one letter away from vogue!

I can't find a date!
I'm always running late!
Yet mocking my fashion is all you have to say?

There's no "I'm so sorry"
No "You mean a lot to me"
I don't have enough money for clothes anyway!

We can't make the little things matter more to us than life
Can't you see that all this 'outer-beauty' shit ever brings is strife?

First was sweats, then jeans, with khakis somewhere inbetween!
Can't they see that life's hard enough without the fashion police!?
First it's Vans, Converses, maybe something else, who knows!?
Why can't we say fashion is just 'Clothes'?
After all, vague is only one letter away from vogue!

I am ambivalent to all the passing fads
They're just gonna change the next minute anyway
Will you join with me, or do you not have the nads?
There's no real bad fashion as far as I see...

... Except going naked, that kinda freaks me out...

First was sweats, then jeans, with khakis somewhere inbetween!
Can't they see that life's hard enough without the fashion police!?
First it's Vans, Converses, maybe something else, who knows!?
Why can't we say fashion is just 'Clothes'?
After all, vague is only one letter away from vogue!

Abercrombie, American Eagle, then there is Fitch!
Can't you see I don't care, you son-of-a-bitch!?
Glasses, dyed contacts, then maybe a pierced nose!
Why can't we say that fashion is just 'Clothes'?
After all, vague is only one letter away from vogue!

Yeah, why can't we say fashion is just 'Clothes'?
Because vague is only one letter away from vogue!





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