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BLACK FRIDAY COLETTI STYLE

By Gail Koger  (booksie.com)

A Warlord goes shopping at the mall on Black Friday. Fun ensues.

Short Story | Updated Nov 28, 2014 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Black,Friday,Humor,Alpha,Male

Niggas In Pants

By Keith Strakt  (booksie.com)

Unfinished work. BEWARE OF TYPOS.. I'm going to revive this project in another form but if you have time to read it, it would mean a lot if i can get some feedback.

Script | Updated Nov 26, 2014 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: The,Boondocks,Hip-hop,Jokes,Negro,Humor,Ryan,And,Tyrell,Slapstick

A Zombie Holocaust

By Paul Millard  (booksie.com)

We see them everywhere. They are here. They are you!

Article | Updated Nov 26, 2014 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Paulmillard,Snarkytuesday,Humor,Funny,Shopping,Mall,Www.snarkytuesday.com,Zombies

thenightmarenobody

Firefly Skies

By Thenightmarenobody  (booksie.com)

Derek and Lyra just kind of fell together, destined for each other. Both are spies, working on their own for their own reasons, but there would always be each other... Until even weirder things start happening, and their relationship as partners, as friends, as lovers, is put to the test.

Novel | Updated Nov 25, 2014 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Spies,Romance,Humor,Mystery,Adventure

My So So Soap Opera

By Monapotts  (booksie.com)

This is a story of Mona and her friends dealing with life and day to day issues in this so so soap opera. If you are ready to laugh, cry and get even this is the soap for you. there are a total of 21 episodes i will post one at a time unless they become popular and then i will get more up. so...

Novel | Updated Nov 24, 2014 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Soap,Opera,Family,Love,Hate,Drink,Humor,Fun,Dark,Smoke,Episode

FIRST TIME AT "MOE.DOWN"

By Wilson Rosano  (booksie.com)

MOE.DOWN FESTIVAL IN UPSTATE NY. A recollection of events, thoughts and perhaps a guide to the uninformed. DRUGS,ALCOHOL,ROCK AND ROLL, SARCASM ANALISIS,DARK HUMOR

Short Story | Updated Nov 23, 2014 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Rock,And,Roll,Music,Hippies,Drugs,Alcohol,Analisis,Philosophy,Sarcasm,Dark,Humor,New,York,Gogol,Bordello,Primus,Less,Claypool,Gypsy

nik_johnson

The Man Behind The Lens

By Nik Johnson  (booksie.com)

Quit process server Tim McGuirk tries to break a bender and find a missing photographer.

Novel | Updated Nov 23, 2014 | Reads: 11 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Hardboiled,Crime,Humor

garrett_monroe

The Pond Where His Brother Once Stood

By Garrett Monroe  (booksie.com)

The reader is thrust into a dialectic of ill humor, alcohol, and a dynamic tone that slowly reveals the truth of the situation at hand, ending after a series of flashbacks through the eyes of the protagonist's brother. I played around with alternating perspective and tense, and really tried to...

Short Story | Updated Nov 23, 2014 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Literary,Fiction,War,Death,Humor,Realism,Texas,Army,Family,Beer,Alcoholism,Adolescence,Growing,Up,Alternating,Tense

A Love Poem?

By Sr Remus  (booksie.com)

Just something I threw into Word quickly.

Poetry | Updated Nov 22, 2014 | Reads: 31 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Romance,Love,School,Hate,Friends,Death,Life,Friendship,Drama,Family,High,Pain,Girl,Fiction,Boy,Teen,Hurt,Kiss,Vampire

rjohnson

Hustled

By Rjohnson  (booksie.com)

This is a fictional poem.

Poetry | Updated Nov 21, 2014 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Betting,Billiards,Goons,Pool,Funny,Humor

WISH LIST?

By Petermaboya  (booksie.com)

This is a compilation of actual Whatsapp messages(conversation(s)) sent to family members and friends aimed at blackmailing them to fulfill my wish list for my birthday on the 28th November since am turning 21. Its some kind of funny compilation of conditions towards fulfilling this wishes...i...

Article | Updated Nov 20, 2014 | Reads: 18 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humor,Funny,Wishes,Rules,Birthday,Crazy

A Tomb For Charlie Vaughn

By Ivan Hunt  (booksie.com)

idk man, we got some zombies, some more humor, and some more philosophy up in here. post-apocalyptic entrepreneurs for the win. is charlie a boy? a girl? who in the actual fuck knows.

Novel | Updated Nov 20, 2014 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Zombie,Zombies,Science,Fiction,Horror,Comedy,Humor,Philosophy,Transgressive,Suicide

Oh Sister, Oh Brother

By Stormbird Throneshaker  (booksie.com)

Written 11/17/2014

Poetry | Updated Nov 17, 2014 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Humor,Poetry

Help! There's A Man Stuck In Our Septic Tank.

By Robert Kasch  (booksie.com)

The impossible just seems that way.

Short Story | Updated Nov 15, 2014 | Reads: 22 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Humor,Etc.

Lackluster

By Heathen  (booksie.com)

April 1992 In Los Angeles two yuppie sociopaths having a night out on the town. Bloodlust is the only vice these boys have. A town devoured by madness Who is sane?

Short Story | Updated Nov 14, 2014 | Reads: 30 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Humor,Horror,Twist,Violence,Crime,Fiction,Los,Angeles,American,Psycho,Snuff

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