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The Ultimate Blonde Joke

By Elton Camp  (booksie.com)

I probably should be ashamed of this one

Poetry | Updated Mar 29, 2014 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Blonde,Joke,Ultimate

Kyra

By Wekizator  (booksie.com)

Hi guys,new poem! I wrote this one for my girlfriend Kyra. If you like it leave a like,and a comment if you think I should add something! Thanks!

Poetry | Updated Feb 27, 2014 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Kyra,Love,Romance,Blonde

Love Me If You Dare

By Wekizator  (booksie.com)

I wrote yet another poem,I like this one I hope you like ti as well!

Poetry | Updated Feb 21, 2014 | Reads: 20 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Love,Like,Hug,Cuddle,Romance,Hair,Eyes,Blonde,Dark-brown,I,You!

Short Love Story

By Boblz  (booksie.com)

Short love story.

Short Story | Updated Jan 10, 2014 | Reads: 2299 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 3
Tags: Love,Romance,Girl,Blonde,Bench,Class,College,Book,Short,Story

The Twins Who Walked Free

By Mariedevereaux  (booksie.com)

The twins were walking free through the lonelinest of all streets where the sun couldn't dare to touch their pale, porcelain skin ...

Poetry | Updated Dec 13, 2013 | Reads: 31 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Poetry,Horror,Twins,Sea,Forest,Woods,Silk,Light,Eyes,Hair,Street,Tears,Free,Freedom,Autumme,Fall,Lost,World,Pines,Joy

Porche Or Ferrari?

By Roidmonkey  (booksie.com)

Here's another blonde joke. It may be the last joke as I'm starting on a new series!! So enjoy that last one!! :)

Short Story | Updated Dec 13, 2013 | Reads: 88 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Blonde,Porche,Porch,Ferrari,Handywoman,Painting,Job

sherlockian

Blonde Hair

By Sherlockian  (booksie.com)

This is a true story of a person I know who had a lot of trouble when she was younger because of stereotypes and the colour of her hair. So I'm in year 12 and we are focusing on sensory imagery which is imagery portrayed by the description of what the character sees, tastes, touches, smells, and...

Short Story | Updated Oct 30, 2013 | Reads: 50 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Blonde,Stereotype,Depression,Bravery,Truimph

Daily Blonde Jokes

By Roidmonkey  (booksie.com)

Hey guys! It's been a while since my previous blonde joke. So here it is!! Hope you guys will like it just like the previous ones!! :)

Short Story | Updated Sep 1, 2013 | Reads: 222 | Comments: 8 | Likes: 3
Tags: Blonde,Joke,Hunting,Track,Train,Stupid

Blonde Joke #2

By Roidmonkey  (booksie.com)

Here's another blonde joke for you guys. Enjoy!!

Short Story | Updated Aug 17, 2013 | Reads: 150 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Blonde,Joke,Football,Money,Girlfriend,Boyfriend

Blonde Joke #2

By Roidmonkey  (booksie.com)

Another blonde joke for you guys. Enjoy!

Short Story | Updated Aug 14, 2013 | Reads: 109 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 1
Tags: Farmer,Blonde,Brunette,Red,Head,Stupid,Joke

Blonde Jokes

By Roidmonkey  (booksie.com)

Here's a good old classic joke on blonde girls. No offence though!

Short Story | Updated Aug 14, 2013 | Reads: 173 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 3
Tags: Blonde,Funny,Joke

renrose

The Change.

By Renrose  (booksie.com)

Two teens a boy named Ryu and a girl named Bell both try to commit suicide, but something odd happens instead that may make them rethink suicide.

Novel | Updated Jun 17, 2013 | Reads: 32 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 6
Tags: A,Laugh,Bust,Past,My,Cherry,Scented,Lips,As,Bret,Fell,Onto,His,But,With,Splash,After,Fail,Attempt,At

Th Pigs Head

By Veraamy  (booksie.com)

One night a woman in stockinged feet runs to Louise's grandmothers door.

Short Story | Updated Jun 17, 2013 | Reads: 25 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Racism,Sexism,Italians,In,Australia,Pig,Girl,Blonde,Plaits,Grandmother.

Round Of Applause

By Swediepie  (booksie.com)

It's actually a song. please leave comments! :)

Poetry | Updated May 20, 2013 | Reads: 17 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Bye,Over,Mistake,Great,Things,College,Ex,Heart,Breaker,School,Never,Again,No,Trust,Stupid,Me,Blonde,Hair,Teeth

harlowe_pilgrim

Classified Blonde

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

A pretty blonde girl circled a help-wanted ad in a newspaper she was reading. “I’m going to apply for this job,” she said to her friend.

Miscellaneous | Updated Apr 6, 2013 | Reads: 171 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 4
Tags: Dirty,Blonde,Joke,Harlowe,Pilgrim

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