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Random First Lines:If an identity thief files a fraudulent tax return against your IRS account before you file your legitimate tax return, the identity thief wins,... » Read
Archibald Nugget, the vampire millionaire, explores the galaxy with his cowardly servant Jamelia Soggybottom. Unfortunately they almost instantly experience a malfunction and crash land on a planet that hasn\'t yet discovered space travel. To their dismay, their only hope of leaving is by...