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PAYBACKS ARE A BITCH

By Gail Koger  (booksie.com)

Kidnapping a pregnant, hormonal woman is never a good idea.

Book | Updated Apr 27, 2014 | Reads: 31 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Alpha,Male,Humor,Kick,Butt,Heroine

juli_monat

Sweetness

By Juli Monat  (booksie.com)

How I love women cheeks.

Poetry | Updated Apr 12, 2014 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Cheeks,Woman,Need,Bite,Butt,Licked,Bar,Local,Soft,Sweet

VEXING VOSS

By Gail Koger  (booksie.com)

My name is Zoey Jones and I have one of the most dangerous predators in the galaxy after me. Why? I'm a powerful psychic. With my rather awesome mental shields, I've managed to fool everyone I know, even my father into thinking I'm a normal human. Unfortunately, one persistent Coletti Warlord...

Book | Updated Jun 27, 2013 | Reads: 20 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Alpha,Male,Kick,Butt,Heroine,Aliens,Romance

The Ten Rule

By Chinchilla1234  (booksie.com)

These are the excersises I do daily to keep my body fit! I do them in the morning and again later on in the day

Miscellaneous | Updated Mar 3, 2013 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Health,Exercise,Daily,Abs,Butt,Hamstrings,Body,Water

Ever Wonder Whats Down The Toilet

By Waylon Moosberger  (booksie.com)

If you read the title of this story closely, you can see that this story is about going down the toilet. Well, sorry to spoil it, but it is. Wait! Before you start reading, I have to warn you. There's some pretty weird stuff here. Actually, weird wouldn't be the right word. Strange,...

Short Story | Updated Feb 15, 2013 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Waylon,Moosberger,Toilet,Poop,Butt,Awesome

Downtown To Browntown

By Poinpoin  (booksie.com)

A date that starts off perfectly, ending with a flatulent spark of love.

Poetry | Updated Feb 3, 2013 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humor,Poop,Body,Romance,Sick,Comedy,Brown,Guy,Girl,Date,Bodily,Functions,Butt,Skid,Mark,Zebra,Stripes,Mishap,Unlucky

mimia

The Third Dream

By Mimia  (booksie.com)

Melody, who goes by the name ‘Mel’, had always dreamed of being a normal girl. Ever since the age of 3, she had been getting same dreams thrice. She hated her ‘Power’ that showed her what might happen. But, when she dreams that her little sister, Kiara, gets kidnapped...

Novel | Updated Oct 17, 2012 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Adventure,Kiara,Kidnapped,Dreams,Third,Humour,Siblings,Katrina,Mel,Jake,Nina,Fight,Kick,Butt,Arena,Lizzy

Ode To Rafie

By Jacklyn Peters  (booksie.com)

This is a poem about someone I wish would just fall off the face of the Earth. He is rude and mean and makes everyone around him feel self conscience. This is for you Rafael...

Miscellaneous | Updated May 17, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Hate,Love,Jerk,Die,Enemy,Brat,Butt,Poop,Rafael,Rafie,Rafa,Dinosaur,Run

fatou_tandia

The First Epic Adventures Of Butt Crack Villa And Poopy Doofburger

By Fatou Tandia  (booksie.com)

The First Epic Adventures of Butt Crack Villa and Poopy Doofburger. Poopy and Butt Crack are teenagers but can mistake them as kids with bad names. This the first story.

Short Story | Updated Apr 11, 2012 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 3
Tags: Humor,Funny,Bruno,Mars,Nickel,Head,Booger,Butt,Crack,Villa,Poopy,Doofburger Poopy,Doofburger,"just,The,Way,You,Are",Adventures,Epic

lemonadefreak

Tears Of Joy And Loves A Pain Contest

By Lemonadefreak  (booksie.com)

My first EVER contest. Hope it's a good one for you all ;)

Script | Updated Mar 23, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 20
Tags: Contest,Tears,Of,Joy,Pain,In,The,Butt,Love,Rules

DRESS CODE

By Anthonyco  (booksie.com)

This is another satire I wrote.. I dont know if its good though..

Miscellaneous | Updated Mar 23, 2012 | Reads: 331 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Fun,Satire,Dress,Code,Humor,Lady,Gaga,Ripped,Butt

Yeah This Is Whats Up

By Boondocksaints  (booksie.com)

bored. Getting shit off my chest

Poetry | Updated Nov 29, 2011 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Ground,Cry,Sad,Who,Cares,Not,Me,At,All,Man,Heart,Broke,Because,Someone,Pushed,The,Wrong,Butt,Ons,And

Love Forbid, EdwardXJacob

By Edward Cullen  (booksie.com)

Edward.. I. no Jacob.. it's.. Twilight, liek had a dream of this once

Short Story | Updated Oct 16, 2010 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Twilight,Hot,Sexy,Butt,Sex,Edward,Jacob,Dicks,Lotsa,Tons,Of,Everywhere

Fake(Unkownwriter)

By Theunkownwriter  (booksie.com)

Fake

Poetry | Updated Aug 14, 2010 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Life,Kick,Butt,Funny,Humor,Fake,Cheat

100 Things To Do BUTT NAKED :D

By Carley Amanda  (booksie.com)

my friend and i came up with this list hehe (: inspired by cosmopolitan magazine!

Article | Updated May 16, 2010 | Reads: 331 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Butt,Naked,Fun,Things,To,Do,Funny,Sexy

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