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An exclusive Fruit Cake that even diabetic patients can have!
Miscellaneous | Updated Nov 1, 2008 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
yet another love poem, inspired by the famous Portal cake, i think it's actually a great metaphor for love.
Poetry | Updated Oct 27, 2008 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
I wrote this thinking about my own birthday tomorrow..I hope you all like it.
Poetry | Updated Jul 15, 2008 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 8 | Likes: 15
Happy birthday me!!!!!
Now first things first: I DID NOT WRITE THIS. It was an email I got but it was so funny I just had to share. I don't support drinking especially over Christmas so don't take it too seriously.
Short Story | Updated Dec 17, 2007 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
blloob blloob Please feed me
blloob blloob Can't you see
Hey baby me again,
Got tired of playing solitare and reading books so I'm writing you. Guess I should tell you some of my history. O.k. here we go. My alcoholic stems from a lot of things
1. It runs in the family. My parents are both Alcoholics. I