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marklevinson123

A Pretty Psycho

By Marklevinson123  (booksie.com)

Jay, a young man that has no job and nothing going for him. Not only does he have nothing he hates everybody and finds his own ways to keep him happy.

Short Story | Updated Feb 14, 2014 | Reads: 146 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humor,Funny,Satire,Chainsaw

WAR PORN

By Nocomus Columbus  (booksie.com)

Some fact, some fiction. This is a semi-true story about my time, Spence, in Iraq. It's a story of suffering, surrender, and revenge. I hope you enjoy. Let me know what you think, good and bad, I welcome all feedback. My dream would be to turn this into a graphic novel. Unfortunately, I...

Short Story | Updated May 25, 2013 | Reads: 187 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Short,Story,Iraq,Pain,Grief,Death,War,Loss,Revenge,Retribution,Salvation,Redemption,Murder,Killer,Ptsd,Army,Metaphysical,Visionary,Fiction

sobyrt22

Human Failures

By Sobyrt22  (booksie.com)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

Miscellaneous | Updated Jun 23, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Funny,Stupid,Stupidity,Consumer,Goods,Hairdryer,Dial,Soap,Dinners,Dessert,Bread,Pudding,Iron,Cough,Medicine,Children,Sleep,Aid,Christmas

ousma

(Raise Your Voice) The Human And The Tree

By Ousma  (booksie.com)

A conversation between a human and a tree. This was a result of a creative writing club meeting where we played with a style of poetry that goes between two opposing points of view but meets up at the end with a single common idea. I encourage you to try it; it's fun.

Poetry | Updated Feb 4, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 8
Tags: Tree,Human,Collection,Poem,Poetry,Raise,Your,Voice,Ousma,Deforestation,Chainsaw,Pollution,Destruction,Nature,Opposition,Point,Of,View,Greed,Earth

bicket_moon

Squirrel Story

By Bicket Moon  (booksie.com)

I witnessed a squirrel tragedy on my way to work...

Short Story | Updated Dec 30, 2011 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Squirrels,Chainsaw,Sad,Guilty

The Maze- John Billiam's Story

By Parkerford99  (booksie.com)

John Billiam is a police detective who needs a break from work. Or at least he thinks he does before that break turns into a torture spree. Will he survive?

Short Story | Updated Nov 11, 2011 | Reads: 48 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Horror,Knife,Chainsaw,Game,Shows,Terror.

No Drama, Let's Compromise

By Staplink  (booksie.com)

Friends hurt each other. Friends should make up with each other.

Poetry | Updated Nov 4, 2011 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Some,Take,A,Chainsaw, To,Your,Heart,And,Skin,It,Raw So,You,Are,Left,Naked,Covered,In,Blood You,Feel,Worthless

belledarcy

Flowers Can Cause Pain

By Belledarcy  (booksie.com)

He never gave her flowers. One night he did something completely unexpected. Now she needs to clean the floor again.

Short Story | Updated Aug 4, 2011 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Flowers,Marriage,Police,Chainsaw

Broken Mirror: Phantom

By Salvator  (booksie.com)

Luxen Ross is a Phantom who has long before forgotten his past. Accompanied by a vampire aristocrat and world-famous figure, he slowly walks a path that would reveal the truth that could hurl him into self-destruction. Or worse.

Novel | Updated Dec 13, 2010 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Ghost,Vampire,Werewolf,Werewolves,Vampires,Ghosts,Phantom,Phantoms,Fantasy,Manga,Rpg,Games,Game,Fate,Death,Life,Magic,Spells,Summon

benblack10

My Wacky Dream

By Benblack10  (booksie.com)

It's my wacky dream and it's so random.

Short Story | Updated Oct 31, 2010 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 3
Tags: Crazy,Wacky,Vampires,Boy,Girl,Brothers,Neighbor,Gas,Station,Jiffy,Mart,Nathan,Ben,Thomas,Mom,Big,Pool,Mrs,Banakis,Chainsaw

Taken....

By Christielouizeday  (booksie.com)

This is actually my coursework for English. Prior to improvement, I obtained an A- for it, so hopefully now I can do better, please share your opinion, as this will encourage further improvement... Thanks!

Short Story | Updated Oct 4, 2010 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 3
Tags: Taken,Kidnapped,Chainsaw,Alone,Evil,Hate,Dirty

risely_b_riddled

Arborphilia

By Risely B Riddled  (booksie.com)

Ready to find out the meaning of arborphilia? Read this little tid bit then ;)

Short Story | Updated Sep 11, 2010 | Reads: 26 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 4
Tags: Tree,Arborphilia,Arborphiliac,Love,Hate,Death,Jealousy,Receiving,End,Birch,Forbidden,Chainsaw,Murder,Sex

rustjackjaz

Old Willow

By Rustjackjaz  (booksie.com)

I stand alone in this barren field, No other trees, No other animals, The wind whispers in my ear, Telling me not to be afraid, That when I fall, it won’t hurt, I am ready to fall....

Poetry | Updated Aug 15, 2010 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Willow,Tree,Woods,Forest,Chainsaw,Pain,Wind,Fall,Die,New

william_ketamine

Bind, Torture, Slaughter, Misplace

By William Ketamine  (booksie.com)

feel like mindfucking the hell out of yourself? then -brace- yourself and join the ride!

Poetry | Updated Aug 1, 2009 | Reads: 33 | Comments: 7 | Likes: 11
Tags: Bind,Torture,Slaughter,Misplace,Domination,Submission,Massacre,Kill,Death,Sex,Audio,Music,Victim,Martyr,Master,Mistress,Mindfuck,Wordplay,Experiment

Thomas Hewitt

By Sam R Telford  (booksie.com)

My views on the big guy. Gotta say I love him.

Essay | Updated Jun 3, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Texas,Chainsaw,Massacre,Leatherface,Thomas,Hewitt

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