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Performer Goblins

By Arthurd7000  (booksie.com)

When a goblin wants your attention, it's only so you don't notice the other fifty goblins behind you.

Article | Updated Oct 1, 2014 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Goblins,Performer,Humor,Music,Comedy,Slapstick

Portland Rain

By Alexvijaybans  (booksie.com)

He hadn't felt this way in a long time but He decided to try and make friends for some odd reason. However screw love. It sucks...a lot.

Book | Updated Sep 30, 2014 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Sliceoflife,Romance,Irreverent,Comedy,Growingup,College,Love,Friendship,Daydreaming,Hilarious,Angst

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Muh Lyf

By Magni  (booksie.com)

Humor Autobiography.

Book | Updated Sep 29, 2014 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Autobiography,Humor,Comedy,Memoir,Jokes

The Donahues Episode 189

By Neonetwork  (booksie.com)

Ryan discovers bed bugs in his dorm and must make a decision about whether to move to a new dorm or not, Kimberly investigates a truck robbery while Ethan deals with his new relationship and a Super Smash Brothers Brawl tournament takes place at Ryan’s dorm

Script | Updated Sep 27, 2014 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Comedy,Family,Donahues,Tournament,Bed,Bugs,Robbery

The Clique Of Goth Girls Who Are On A Mission To Kill Lana Del Rey

By Emilio Amaro  (booksie.com)

A group of goth girls, whose hobbies include going into Hot Topic and convincing people to kill themselves, get a message from Type O Negative frontman Peter Steele to kill Lana Del Rey.

Short Story | Updated Sep 24, 2014 | Reads: 17 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Dark,Humor,Comedy,Black,Goth,Lana,Del,Rey

John Carpenter Gets Really Coked Up And Comes Up With Halloween III: Season Of The WItch

By Emilio Amaro  (booksie.com)

John Carpenter gets really coked up and comes up with the idea for Halloween III: Season of the Witch.

Short Story | Updated Sep 24, 2014 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humor,Dark,Comedy,Black,Halloween

Jesus, Muhammad, L.Ron Hubbard, The Easter Bunny And Santa Claus Take Down Westboro Baptist Church

By Emilio Amaro  (booksie.com)

Jesus Christ, the Muslim prophet Muhammad, founder of Scientology L.Ron Hubbard, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus team up to take down Westboro Baptist Church.

Short Story | Updated Sep 24, 2014 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Christianity,Christian,Jesus,Christ,Muslim,Muhammad,Scientology,L.ron,Hubbard,Easter,Bunny,Santa,Claus,Christmas,Strip,Club,Gore,Violence,Dark,Humor

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Yami Karuta (Dark Karuta)

By Crustyrolls  (booksie.com)

Ashley Harrison meets a strange girl in the music room of his school. Soon afterwards, he is thrown into a world of violently erotic nightmares, things trying to kill him and two juxtaposed, yet equally beautiful girls: Karuta and Ryuusei. Ashley has to decide for himself which girl to trust.....

Novel | Updated Sep 21, 2014 | Reads: 27 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Erotic,Dark,Fantasy,Murder,Violence,Love,Romance,Comedy

It Was A Sunday Morning

By Tyh  (booksie.com)

Random musings of random minds.

Short Story | Updated Sep 21, 2014 | Reads: 54 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Science,Fiction,Action,Horror,Gore,Thriller,Fantasy,Comedy,Adventure,Cute,Mindblowing,Random,Suggestive

The Donahues Episode 188

By Neonetwork  (booksie.com)

Ryan, Michael, Eric and Brennan get drunk and intimate one night and Ethan attempts to re-establish himself on the dating scene

Script | Updated Sep 20, 2014 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Comedy,Family,Donahues,Alcohol,Intimacy,Lights

Locked Doors

By Janelle Beckett  (booksie.com)

Aria. Aria Grace Mercado. It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? I want to be Liam's. Only Liam's. None of those other girls can get in my way.

Novel | Updated Sep 20, 2014 | Reads: 18 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Love,Competition,Girls,Guy,Romance,Action,Comedy,Romantic

The Coffee Debacle

By J D Betteridge  (booksie.com)

We all have bad days, and this was one of them.

Short Story | Updated Sep 19, 2014 | Reads: 18 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Coffee,Comedy,Embarrassing,First,Person

alex_cla

MAFIA CAT

By Alex Cla  (booksie.com)

Don Buttons is in charge of the mob. Here is a typical day of him addressing his underlings

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2014 | Reads: 96 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Short,Story,Cats,Kittens,Comedy,Humor,Mob,Mafia

A Boy Band Invades The Mall

By Emilio Amaro  (booksie.com)

A boy band comes to a mall for a performance but are actually there to steal millions from a Cuban pedophile. If it makes you want to read this story any more, I wrote this during a Quentin Tarantino movie binge so you can see where I was striving to do a poor man's Tarantino.

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2014 | Reads: 36 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Boy,Band,Mall,Action,Thriller,Dark,Comedy,Tarantino,Violence,Blood,Gore

skyrimfreak

Don't Touch Me! (Part One)

By Skyrimfreak  (booksie.com)

For a

Short Story | Updated Sep 16, 2014 | Reads: 22 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Smosh,Games,Youtube,Fanfiction,Contests,Comedy

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