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Dirty Little Jonas Secret

By Riss  (booksie.com)

Jill is finally getting her fairy tale ending. She's marrying the one and only NICK JONAS. As you'll read, you'll see that Jill's been through alot with the Jobros since moving next door to them. She's been drugged by Miley, discovered that Kevin's girlfriend is a stripper, and gotten lost in...

Novel | Updated Sep 28, 2008 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 4
Tags: Jonas,Brothers,Jonasbrothers,Nick,Joe,Love,Secret,Teen,Romance,Fanfiction,Camp,Rock,Story,Humor,Drama,Comedy,Miley,Cyrus,Music,Pop


A Fairly Fairy Tale

By Janemeurig  (booksie.com)

It's a song I wrote, and you can see the video of it on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=BogapeJane. The picture on this page is of me in the video. Kind of a parody on fairy tales, and kind of a twist on fairy tales. Or just a funny, twisted fairy tale. Me hope you likes!

Poetry | Updated Sep 27, 2008 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Fairy,Tale,Song,Parody,Poetry,Dragons,Giants,Wizards,God,Heroes,Good,Vs,Evil,Comedy,Tragedy


The Legend Of Dick Fury

By Cactus  (booksie.com)

Dick Fury must become a hero for a bunch of faeries.

Novel | Updated Sep 25, 2008 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Dick,Fury,Parody,Cliche,Fantasy,Comedy,Heroes

Ten Lines By Friday

By Alex Simon  (booksie.com)

I had to write this poem for a creative writing class. The topic was free. I only had five minutes left before it was due, so i chose to write about not being able to write.

Poetry | Updated Sep 25, 2008 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Poetry,Comedy,Writers,Block

Sugar, Honey?

By Scoyne15  (booksie.com)

A man has a problem with everyone's favorite sweetener. Just a weird little skit I wrote for a class. Not even sure if humor was my aim. It missed the mark if so, but I still liked it.

Script | Updated Sep 25, 2008 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 10
Tags: Sketch,Comedy,Skit,Bizarre

Happy Holidays

By Scoyne15  (booksie.com)

Short sketch of a suicidal college student with nothing to live for, but everything's going his way. I'd imagine each "holiday" in this acting as a buffer between other, longer sketches in a night, as the skit in its entirety is quite short, but spaced out between others, I think it would have...

Script | Updated Sep 25, 2008 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 6
Tags: Sketch,Comedy,Suicide,Skit


Lucifer's Game

By Synclaire232  (booksie.com)

A world where demons and angels fight for their beliefs, conflicting everything that is our world.

Novel | Updated Sep 23, 2008 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Romance,Adventure,Comedy,Fantasy


The Grateful Undead: They're So Vein

By Susan Stec  (booksie.com)

THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD: THEY'RE SO VEIN There I was, fifty-eight, contemplating my life with white-knuckles and a desperation that gives the stockholders of CoverGirl, Max Factor, Revlon, and Maybelline something to smile about, when this little kid and his mother show up. They got into a real...

Novel | Updated Sep 21, 2008 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Vampire,Humor,Comedy,Vanity,Gore,Cussing,Death,Blood


NFL Football Season 2008

By Manyfacets  (booksie.com)

Sports enthusiasts can really get under your skin sometimes. When I ask him a question he looks me right in the eye and says (after a long pause)“now what was your question”. I usually answer with “did I ask you a question? He says, “Yes you asked me”..then I...

Poetry | Updated Sep 19, 2008 | Reads: 51 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 6
Tags: Football,2008,Rhymes,Poetry,Spoof,Amusement,Sports,Enthusiast,Super,Bowl,Rhyming,Manyfacets,Rhymer,Entertaining,Crazy,Funny,Comedy,Nuts,Terms


Wlatzing A Murderer The Second

By Dylanjh  (booksie.com)

The second parody I have written for the Australian classic "Waltzing Matilda". It follows the story of a conman who ran out of luck.

Poetry | Updated Sep 17, 2008 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Comedy,Parody,Funny,Humour,Australian,Murderer,Waltzing,Matilda,Joke


One Night At The Bar

By Savior  (booksie.com)

A guy tries to pick up a girl with some some very choice pick up lines.

Short Story | Updated Sep 17, 2008 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 8 | Likes: 10
Tags: Sex,Bar,Beer,Tiger,Funny,Mean,Comedy,Humor,Pick,Up,Lines,Bad,Hooker,Hoe


When I Found Myself

By Cantlive4evr  (booksie.com)

Put yourself in Rayne Myra's shoes. Your sixteen years old, and the only one that can save the world. Too bad Superman can't come in and help, huh? Rayne doesn't know how she can save anyone else, when she can't even save herself. Rayne is barely making it through high school. Her mom's a drunk,...

Novel | Updated Sep 15, 2008 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Vampires,High,School,Romance,Comedy


Cats: Succulent And Luscious

By Savior  (booksie.com)

A kind old lady wanted to talk about cats.

Short Story | Updated Sep 14, 2008 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 5
Tags: Cat,Old,Lady,Eat,Hot,Sauce,Flying,Funny,Mean,Humor,Comedy

The Expedition

By Royalisisty  (booksie.com)

Three teenagers and a dog go on an expedition to get treasure and come into some misshapps along the way. A prideful and greedy man tries to stop them and steal the treasure for his glory and kingdom.

Novel | Updated Sep 12, 2008 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: ~,Adventurer ~,Journeies ~,Excitement ~,Comedy


Sam Gets Her Revange

By Kristenlovestowright  (booksie.com)

Sam a younge girl has to over come the popular student Samantha and save her town from the worst. Read more and find out what she does!

Novel | Updated Aug 30, 2008 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2
Tags: Comedy,Romance,Tragic,Heroic

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