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Busted Milk Cow

By Comeonandmilk  (booksie.com)

A less than chance meeting of Cow and Farmer.

Poetry | Updated Feb 17, 2014 | Reads: 47 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Farmer,Milk,Cow,He's,Hes,A,Busted,Bleeding,Pasteurized,Out,Of,The,Injury,That,I,Call,My,Udders,Trying,To

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It Don't Make Cents

By Caaron  (booksie.com)

The whole poem's a farce that rhymes

Poetry | Updated Oct 26, 2013 | Reads: 30 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Poem,Fun,Farce,Rhyme,Cents,Doesn't,Make,Sense,Humor,Dumb,Dense,Horse,Cow,Complain,Half-brain,Reporter,Shorter,Naive,Taller

A Bovine Analogy

By Elton Camp  (booksie.com)

Thank goodness for females!

Poetry | Updated Oct 25, 2013 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Bull,Cow,Reproduction,Humans,Male,Female

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Standing In The Pasture...milking

By Comeonandmilk  (booksie.com)

Standing in the pasture...milking

Poetry | Updated Sep 27, 2013 | Reads: 29 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Standing,In,The,Pasture,Milking,...,Love,Hate,Lust,Life,Death,Cow,Milk,Money,Monster,Mashiba,Machida,Ryo,Drink,Vampire

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A Sea Of Milk

By Comeonandmilk  (booksie.com)

A man and his cow.

Poetry | Updated Sep 26, 2013 | Reads: 19 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Milk,Cow,Then,Come,Talk,To,Me,Love,Hate,Relationship,Lust,Cows,Music,Poem,Poetry,Anger,Death,Life,Abuse

The Farmland

By Edward Alvey  (booksie.com)

Short Summary - This is about a young boy growing up on a farm. He talks about his surroundings and what sticks out to him the most about the farm. He knows that no other place can compare to this, but suddenly he moves away and finds himself somewhere else. © Copyright 2013 Edward Alvey

Short Story | Updated Sep 24, 2013 | Reads: 71 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Short,Stories,Farm,Barn,Animals,Rooster,Cow,Horses,Goat,Fish,Woods,Woodland,Farming,Farmer,Boy,Moral,Lesson,Nostalgia,Interesting,Shocking

Small Town, Big Cowboy

By Drixous Burnheart  (booksie.com)

As Burt Livington prepares his midwestern Whiskey Bar for a days business he has an early customer.

Short Story | Updated Jun 13, 2013 | Reads: 283 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Cowboy,Cow,Boy,Whiskey,Bar,Small,Town,Big,Duel,Death,Luck,Fate,Scary,Guns,Swords,Knights,Castle

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Cow, Down In The Park

By Colinsnotepad  (booksie.com)

Me, cow and the park

Short Story | Updated Jan 13, 2013 | Reads: 31 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Cow,Ufo,Notepad,Down,In,The,Park,Daily,Stroll,Love,Funny,Earphones,Aliens

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Mad Cow

By Juggernaut  (booksie.com)

Cows are mad like hell when it comes to people.

Script | Updated Nov 21, 2012 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Cow,Mad,Meat,Population

Button The Cow

By Rakgov  (booksie.com)

This is a story of a cow, a fictional character, in the story titled “Button the Cow”. This story brings home the point that anyone can compete with whatever talent they have and succeed. It’s about Button, who is mostly rejected by the other animals/cows, however manages to...

Short Story | Updated Oct 7, 2012 | Reads: 148 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Button,Cow,Song,Talent,Circus,Animals

The Mountain Biker And The Mad Cow

By Waldorff  (booksie.com)

A mountain biker meets a cow. Or is it a bull?

Essay | Updated Sep 23, 2012 | Reads: 24 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Mountain,Biking,Cow,Outdoors

Another One Bites The Dust

By Scarlit Feather  (booksie.com)

Steve walks warily down the street, with his brim pulled way down low

Poetry | Updated Aug 6, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Cow,Boy

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Chow Down Moringa

By Juggernaut  (booksie.com)

The green pods of Moringa tree also called Drumstics for its length is a delicacy when properly cooked. Juggernaut prefers to call Moringa rather than Driumstics to avoid confusion with Chciken legs

Essay | Updated Jul 17, 2012 | Reads: 11 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Moringa,Pods,Chicken,Legs,Breast,Minerals,Milk,Cow,Backyard,Tree,Lobster,Crab,Crawfish,Chew

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Mouth Rash To Mouth Water

By Juggernaut  (booksie.com)

Colacasia leaves and underground corms are edible if cooked properly to remove toxins that cause intense mouth rash. Boiled and sometimes fermented corms or Taro is Gods food in Hawaii as Poi.Juggernaut learned the hard way about Dasheen bush in India growing up but then later he enjoyed eating...

Script | Updated Jul 11, 2012 | Reads: 66 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Prank,Colacasia,Cocoyams,Corms,Taro,Dasheen,Bush,Poi,India,Trinidad,Jamaica,Hawaii,Mouth,Rash,Buttermilk,Cow,Dung,Sugar,Elephant

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Hang Loose Flower

By Juggernaut  (booksie.com)

Very few in US know that Banana flower is eaten as a vegetable in Asian cultgure.

Article | Updated Apr 14, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Banana,Green,Young,Bananas,Bunch,Calf,Cow,Purple,Petals,Pink,Florets,Stamina,Wing,Cover,Fillet,Mingnon,Pushpak,Paradesi

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