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The Big Fight

By Jimmyhartill  (booksie.com)


Short Story | Updated May 22, 2015 | Reads: 55 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Boxing,Bear,Comedy,Crude,Championship,Fight

The Ratville Rats In Appropriate Measures

By Pdugan  (booksie.com)

America's favorite family of rats are at it again! In this one, Papa Rat vows to become a better father by teaching his son a lesson. But the joke will be on him. So, come on and join in with The Ratville Rats as they live and breathe American family values.

Short Story | Updated Apr 21, 2015 | Reads: 11 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humor,Crude,Satire,Animals

The Unwelcome Visitor

By Elton Camp  (booksie.com)

He's coming again although we have made it clear we don't want him

Poetry | Updated Jan 14, 2014 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Visitor,Crude,Unwelcome

Emptying The Spam Folder

By Elton Camp  (booksie.com)

How gullible do they think I am?

Poetry | Updated Dec 17, 2013 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Spam,Vile,False,Vulgar,Misleading,Crude

The White Micra Chronicles

By Mmclau344  (booksie.com)

A story about a no nonsense, crude, slightly odd but massively confident guys crazy night. Full of random events, inappropriate language, and craziness which one night changes everything for him....

Novel | Updated Nov 28, 2013 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Random,Night,Crazy,Party,Romance,Funny,Crude


How NOT To Pick Up A Girl..

By Sultry Alice  (booksie.com)

Some guys just have the wrong idea!

Poetry | Updated Mar 30, 2013 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 11 | Likes: 24
Tags: Pick-up,Pick-up-line,Pitch,Come-on,Pass,Line,Make,Date,Crude

The Bath In Love

By A Passerby  (booksie.com)

The Bath In Love . The boy from his blossoming adolescence stepped in flooding youth and was little aware of the enemy that may drag his blood in guise of motherly care and affection . The widow cook in the hostel ,often shared the boy with all sorts of caresses as solace of loneliness and...

Short Story | Updated Mar 2, 2013 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: The,Present,Story,Is,In,Progress,.,Here,I,Have,Just,Introduced,The,Readers,With,Basic,Theme,Of,Human,Impulse


Promises From The Past

By Kirarey  (booksie.com)

Viktorya Pisces has never known much about herself. She woke up one day alone and made a life for herself. One day in school, a new kid shows up and absolutely refuses to speak to her at first. After claiming she should remember him, he realizes she really has no memory and decides to befriend...

Novel | Updated Dec 2, 2012 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 11
Tags: Astrology,Horoscopes,Pisces,Neptune,Space,Planets,Fantasy,Fiction,Young,Adult,Romance,Thriller,Contemporary,Magic,Water,Girl,Boy,Action,Fighting,Relationship


Wedding A-Go-Go

By Mikegoldberg  (booksie.com)

A family wedding, a rich, obnoxious Uncle and a Motley Crue song come together to form a charming little tale about how money makes people behave.

Short Story | Updated Jul 5, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2
Tags: Humor,Short,Story,Fiction,Wedding,Crude,Comedy,Metal,Stripper,Memoir


Zoe's Poem

By Everlastinglove  (booksie.com)

a cruel story but sadly based upon a true story

Poetry | Updated Sep 21, 2011 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Loss,Sadness,Hate,Revenge,Humor,Crude

Delicious Art Of Their Own

By Distorteddirk  (booksie.com)

Blitz and Cheri visit an art gallery for kicks.

Short Story | Updated May 13, 2011 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Art,Gallery,Romance,Humor,Blitz,Cheri,Paintings,Sexual,Themes,Crude

Little Laughs

By Bronze  (booksie.com)

some funny jokes that I made up. xx

Short Story | Updated Oct 7, 2010 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 3
Tags: Jokes,Humour,Laughs,Crude


Caveman At A Bar Mitzvah

By Marathongman  (booksie.com)

Oops wrong party

Poetry | Updated Sep 11, 2008 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 3
Tags: Boor,Torah,Bar,Mitzvah,Crude,Love,Sex,Caveman

Crude Qucik And Unfinnished

By Mitternachtrose  (booksie.com)

worst feelin' you get is when your juiced up and no one to finish you and your startin' to dry, and your ma asks you to drive her out to the library... wicked karma i tell ya! i cant finnish it... i dont know how to end it >_< *begs for helpfull advice*

Short Story | Updated Jun 6, 2007 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Crude,Karma,Hummor


News From The View

By Bellavistabear  (booksie.com)

The departure of Rosie O'Donnell

Poetry | Updated May 22, 2007 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: The,View,Rosie,O'donnell,Crude,Vulgar

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