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By Michael Cuthbertson
I had my dream life waiting for me: a beautiful German girl to move in with, a gorgeous mountain town to explore and write about, and now this job offer. But that's when they hit me with the news,
"Now you're gonna have to cut that hair. We just don't allow that sort of thing around here."