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Sarcastic Answers To Everyday Questions

By Rbt00  (booksie.com)

A collection of sarcastic answers to give people when they ask you stupid questions.

Miscellaneous | Updated Feb 2, 2014 | Reads: 90 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Sarcasm,Jokes,Comedy,Laughing,Funny,Stupid,Dumb,Mean

I Fell For My Best Friend.

By Esperanzaj15  (booksie.com)

Title says it all

Poetry | Updated Jan 26, 2014 | Reads: 32 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Heartbroken,Sad,Love,Loss,Suicidal,Dumb,Dark,Tears,Hate,Lost,Pain,Gone,Bestfriends

Drowning In Infatuation

By Shan2239  (booksie.com)

When you think your in love but you don't know for sure. of your stuck in something you dont want to be in.

Poetry | Updated Jan 13, 2014 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Sigh,Sad,Infatuation,Poems,Poetry,Poet,Random,Lol,Stupid,Hate,Dumb

qtta7777

Hi And Bye

By Qtta7777  (booksie.com)

The story of amnesia, smart manservants, dumb lords, overdosage, a musical number, jewels!, minor theft, homelessness, instructions, and a very good ending (that's not that good). I was a bit crazy when I wrote this, reading the whole thing aloud in a Texan and British accent.

Short Story | Updated Dec 26, 2013 | Reads: 26 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Amnesia,Jewels,Minor,Theft,Dumb,Lords,Smart,Manservants,Musical,Number,Instructions,Very,Good,Ending,British,Texan,Homelessness,Hi,Bye,That's

Dumb Old Mr. Charles

By Shaytublay  (booksie.com)

DUMB OLD Mr. CHARLES:there is a theft going on in north shire farm and the thief is had at arms length but manages to escape because of one man's thinking.

Short Story | Updated Nov 22, 2013 | Reads: 18 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Children's,Stories,Short,Story,Dumb,Old,Mr.,Charles,North,Shire,Farm

softdreamer7

You're You. I'm Me.

By Softdreamer7  (booksie.com)

No one can change you. Only life can help you change (Naturally) rather than your friends or your family. Don't just think. Know that it's a mistake that you'll make someday.

Poetry | Updated Nov 3, 2013 | Reads: 48 | Comments: 9 | Likes: 14
Tags: Friendship,Changes,Be,Yourself,Life,Dumb,Fat,Liar,Too,Sensitive,Immature,Annoying,Weird,Mistakes,Choices

caaron

OKAY

By Caaron  (booksie.com)

The whole poem is complete nonsense, it just rhymes, and within the poem itself it states its purpose...Here's my defense: ...

Poetry | Updated Nov 1, 2013 | Reads: 19 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Thunder,Lighening,Deck,Of,Cards,Check,Eyes,Box,Application,Station,Queue,Soft,Gently,Guide,Girls,Gal.,Learned,Yearn,Dumb

caaron

It Don't Make Cents

By Caaron  (booksie.com)

The whole poem's a farce that rhymes

Poetry | Updated Oct 26, 2013 | Reads: 30 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Poem,Fun,Farce,Rhyme,Cents,Doesn't,Make,Sense,Humor,Dumb,Dense,Horse,Cow,Complain,Half-brain,Reporter,Shorter,Naive,Taller

BEING SILLY

By Poetrydoesntcomeeasy  (booksie.com)

This might be the lamest shit I've ever written. :P I laughed so hard after writing it. Feels good to be stupid sometimes. :D

Poetry | Updated Oct 20, 2013 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Bored,Crush,Teenage,Drama,Dumb,Envy,Lame,Like,Love,Lust,Obsessive,Poem,Retarded,Feelings,Thoughts,Ramblings

An Evil Soliloquy

By Mentis Cibum  (booksie.com)

An evil mastermind makes his victim understand his reasoning behind his murder.

Script | Updated Aug 31, 2013 | Reads: 98 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Evil,Mastermind,Funny,Arthritis,Yacht,Understand,Victim,Puppy,Ocean,Sea,Middle,Night,Sunscreen,Servant,Rich,Dumb,Hair,Money,Renovation,Auction

myheartisaradio

Nine Simple Things

By Myheartisaradio  (booksie.com)

I was bored. And I felt like I should do this, for some reason. Ignore my stupidity :P

Article | Updated Jul 1, 2013 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Nine,Information,Dumb,I,Swear,I'm,Not,Stupid,Ambiguity

Love Is The Hardest Thing To Find

By Meganruth44  (booksie.com)

Love hurts. Trust is most important when you fall in love. Don't expect to find the right love the first time you through yourself out in the world. Don't hold onto the guy if he messes up more the twice. Life sucks and so does love if it is not treated right. PLease read, my love story is...

Short Story | Updated Jun 19, 2013 | Reads: 51 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Hurt,Pain,Sucks,Boyfriend,Relationships,Romantic,Hopeless,Dumb,Story,Sad,Painful,Young,Is,The,Hardest,Thing,To,Find

Funny Dumb Jokes

By Adilsafdar  (booksie.com)

Dumb jokes are jokes which are most funny and entertaining jokes. When someone dumb some other then what the other person.........

Article | Updated Mar 6, 2013 | Reads: 32 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Dumb,Joke,Funny

KILL EVERYBODY

By Herobrinefan  (booksie.com)

Mr creeper has something to tell all you minecraftians

Short Story | Updated Feb 25, 2013 | Reads: 17 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Creeper,Creep,Mine,Craft,Minecraft,Funny,Dumb,Minecraftian

I Am. Nothing.

By Bubbzss  (booksie.com)

uhm.. there isnt really much of a point to this poem..

Poetry | Updated Feb 19, 2013 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Sad,Depressed,Worthless,Nothing,Stupid,Dumb,Mess,Up,Self,Harm,Poem,Poetry

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