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Random First Lines:Copied word by word by my own personal journals. I'm hoping this can be a real novel one day, so please read and crush my dreams before it gets to... » Read
Archibald Nugget, the vampire millionaire, explores the galaxy with his cowardly servant Jamelia Soggybottom. Unfortunately they almost instantly experience a malfunction and crash land on a planet that hasn\'t yet discovered space travel. To their dismay, their only hope of leaving is by...